Was walking home from the gym today.
An old lady slipped and fell next to me.
She cried out that she needed help, and since she left her phone at home I was the only one who could aid her
I just ignored her, and walked right on by.
8 days until EUW.
No time for distractions.
I’ve never believed in paranormal shit until today. I woke up this morning with cum in my pants but no memory of a wet dream. I suspect my trousers are haunted by a nut ghost