Dedmind Hollywood

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[Dedmind Hollywood @DmindH]

.@clmazin this going how you thought it would? Seem surprised that not everyone wants to roll over to the #agents so they can cash-in on the success of their meh premium cable series. Honestly becoming @tedcruz of screenwriting. Turn back, young man.

[Dedmind Hollywood @DmindH]

@ShawnRyanTV next time just forward your comments to #CAA. They'll make sure @deadline gets 'em in there...

[Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyanTV]

Unfortunately, @DEADLINE also failed to include the update I added to my original letter after running into @clmazin on Saturday night. Perhaps because that addendum also wasn't fiery. That can be found here...

https://t.co/Yqhp0CqpMB

[Dedmind Hollywood @DmindH]

@johnaugust kind reminder that quietly tweet-endorsing the right candidate is not as loud as dismantling @clmazin's selfish nonsense on the platform YOU built. #scriptnotes #couldexistwithoutcraig

[Dedmind Hollywood @DmindH]

.@DEADLINE/ #CAA would like you to vote for @clmazin for #WGA everything. Craig will take the help. He NEEDS his agent back! #WGAScabSlate

[Dedmind Hollywood @DmindH]

Today in the trades:

#KaplanStahler signs #WGA agreement and @DEADLINE kicks the propaganda train into overdrive. Props up opposition guild candidate... features anonymous "writer"/commenter who's "sick" of not having agent. Seems like #agents sick of not having clients...

[Dedmind Hollywood @DmindH]

Expert chess/trolling by #WGA president @DavidAGoodman with offer to delay packaging ban for 1 yr. By turning it down, #BIGAGENT will admit that going behind writers' backs to squeeze out ransoms is their entire business, not only now but going forward.

[Dedmind Hollywood @DmindH]

@DEADLINE When #davidrobb and @DeadlineDominic interviewed, did you tell them the job was mindlessly copy-pasting agency press releases?

[Dedmind Hollywood @DmindH]

Missed @deadline story of the day--

Desperate, commission-starved agents conspire to reclaim unearned power by bleeding out #WGA with legal fees. Cool. Cool...

How many of those 1,700 @UTAFoundation and 1,400 #WME clients coming back?

#stilltaggingyourdumbcharity #layoffs?

[Dedmind Hollywood @DmindH]

.@DEADLINE ruthlessly burying the lede at ever turn. Let me fix your headline:

#WGA Clipping Up Antitrust Claims Against Cabal of Crook Agents

#clientsoverconflicts @UTAFoundation #yeahitaggedyourdumbcharity

[Dedmind Hollywood @DmindH]

Some hilarious claims in #UTA's goofy lawsuit:

-- Packaging is why there are more TV shows today than 5yrs ago

-- "UTA aims to negotiate the best possible terms for writers... receipt or non-receipt of a packaging fee has no impact at all on the negotiation"

#WGA #aims

[Dedmind Hollywood @DmindH]

@WGAPerspective Nothing to see here. @Endeavor probably just signed another 1400 "style icons" to make up the difference #arethesepeopleserious #wga #clientsoverconflicts #istanwithwga

[Dedmind Hollywood @DmindH]

BREAKING NEWS (Multiple-Choice Edition)

1) #WME signed 1,400 clients between April and May.

2) #WME had 7,400 clients in February and oddly reported that to the SEC as "over 6,000."

One of these things legit happened, according to WME/ @DEADLINE

#clientsoverconflicts #wga

[Dedmind Hollywood @DmindH]

Scary thought: @DEADLINE's #DavidRobb was supposedly nominated for three @PulitzerPrizes. Still feel like @DeadlineNellie's gonna get one for that #CAA press release she copy/pasted the other day...

[Dedmind Hollywood @DmindH]

FEBRUARY -- #WME to #SEC: "We have over 6k clients"

APRIL -- 1,400 #WGA writers to WME: "You're fired"

MAY -- WME to SEC: "We have over 6k clients"

JUNE -- WGA to SEC: "Yeah they're obviously lying"

Here's how big agent headline machine @DEADLINE covers this:

[Dedmind Hollywood @DmindH]

Playing my favorite game this morning:

Find the part of the @DEADLINE #WGA hit-piece that isn't a pull-quote from WME/CAA presser

[Dedmind Hollywood @DmindH]

@DEADLINE lol #winstonstrawn you filed this?

“To effectuate its boycott, WGA leaders have coerced their member-writers and showrunners into agreeing to refuse to deal with WME and other talent agencies who will not agree to stop packaging"

*tears flow* #clientsoverconflicts

[Dedmind Hollywood @DmindH]

#WGA Acting Too Much Like A Union For #WME

Agency sues, claiming WGA "never interested in making a reasonable deal."

WE OFFERED YOU 2% OF OUR SECRET KICKBACK! BE REASONABLE!

[Dedmind Hollywood @DmindH]

@DeadlineNellie Awesome to see your continued good work on the "whatever #CAA wants an article about" beat!

[Dedmind Hollywood @DmindH]

.@DEADLINE LAW #1

Write a letter to @DavidAGoodman, make the front page

@DEADLINE LAW #2

Reply to a letter from @DavidAGoodman, get a breaking news banner

#WGA #isthisnews

[Dedmind Hollywood @DmindH]

@DEADLINE lol