david mitchell

[david mitchell @dmitchell64]

None of those fuckers

[Feeling Brexitty! 🇬🇧🇮🇱🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 #StarmerOut @GrumpyOldLab]

Lets see who you will vote for in the next election? Main parties only. Please retweet.

[david mitchell @dmitchell64]

Carlos satori

[IanSZN @IanSZNian]

🇮🇹 Escludendo Giuseppe Rossi e Matteo Darmian, nomina UN giocatore italiano che ha giocato nel Manchester United.

Non ci riuscirai! 👀😂

[david mitchell @dmitchell64]

@EnglandGeezer The man’s a complete idiot people still vote for his party

[david mitchell @dmitchell64]

Get fucked

[david mitchell @dmitchell64]

That went tits up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[sunnexx @sunnexxmcfc]

You talked about 114 charges for years like it would finish us.

We just beat Liverpool. Did you see any fear in our players? No. Zero panic. Just pure dominance.

Tonight we will beat PSG at Etihad Stadium and show you again.

Football is not won in courtrooms. Football is not won with Twitter noise and jealous crying.

Football is won ON THE PITCH. And on the pitch, Manchester City is still your father.

Come back tonight after the game, we will teach you that lesson again.

[david mitchell @dmitchell64]

Because you thick twat a British person probably buying a house in Spain living off their savings that's where the similarity stops

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

If a white British person moves to Spain and calls it home, why do some people object when an immigrant moves to Britain and does exactly the same?

[david mitchell @dmitchell64]

Robbing pensioners

[WeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸 @NotFarLeftAtAll]

Name something Labour is REALLY good at ?

[david mitchell @dmitchell64]

You should be locked up if you believe all that shite

[Ste on the sea ⚓️ @steonthesea]

I can't believe the ignorance of some people.
Last night, sat in the pub..table next to me there were 4 middle aged men, they were going on and about illegal immigrants, men arriving on boats etc, saying they're bad, rapists, murderers.
After a while I jumped into their conversation and explained angrily, they are NOT illegal immigrants, they are asylum seekers and their generalisation of them was disgusting. They are fleeing war, poverty, crime etc, hoping for a better life in our country.
They are NOT criminals, they are fleeing that life. If their only route to freedom is on a boat, then they should be allowed to take that route. They were being persecuted in the country they came from and now they are being persecuted here. If, as a nation, we stop all this disgusting racism, the new people will enrich our culture, make our society a better place. For God sake, give them the chance they deserve

[david mitchell @dmitchell64]

Cocker spaniel

[Beth T @bethTmufc]

Best dog breed to get if i’m gonna get a puppy ?

[david mitchell @dmitchell64]

In a Muslim country

[Civic Affairs @CivicAffairsx1]

Where should asylum seekers be housed?

[david mitchell @dmitchell64]

Teams who don’t cheat

[JIGGY @JIGGYB0Y10]

For the last decade, Manchester City have given the Premier League some of the most beautiful, technical and aesthetically pleasing football it has ever seen.

If City were ever removed from this league, what exactly would genuine football lovers be left watching?

[david mitchell @dmitchell64]

We will try 🤣🤣🤣

[JoeAce @thecitydefender]

I genuinely can't see people enjoying watching the Premier League without city in it.

[david mitchell @dmitchell64]

Tell me who got English clubs banned from Europe stopped Everton winning European cup

[Freddy❤️ @FreddyOneTime_]

Mad to think, even after City cheating & United's 90's total dominance,plus Chelsea's cheating years & Arsenal threatening to do something, after ALL that! Liverpool FC are still,& always will be, the most successful & biggest Club in the UK. Like it or not. It's a fucking FACT🍻

[david mitchell @dmitchell64]

Shame all your trophies are getting taken away from you 🤣🤣🤣

[John Baker @Citizen_baker]

Am I bothered about the news today, am I fuck. Cheated or not cheated I’ve had an absolute blast seeing my @ManCity climb to heights I never even dreamt of. I’ve seen us lift every trophy and felt every emotion. Been to places to watch us play that I never thought of. If I never see it again I am blessed. #mancity #115charges

[david mitchell @dmitchell64]

Take it you don’t give a fuck about your daughter

[WitchfinderGeneral @Witchfinder1644]

I would rather live in a street full of migrants than a street full of Danny Tommos and Tommy Robinsons.

[david mitchell @dmitchell64]

Because they are thick fuckers

[Essex Patriot @Essex_Patriot]

If you're voting Labour at the next GE your voting for Illegal Immigration, and the coordinated complicent INVASION of your country.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 🇬🇧

[david mitchell @dmitchell64]

Who the fuck votes Labour you wankers

[david mitchell @dmitchell64]

No pickle on my burger please

[Benonwine @benonwine]

What’s your ADVICE to these four teachers who say they will quit teaching if pride flags are removed from classrooms? 🤔😂

[david mitchell @dmitchell64]

Would I fuck

[david mitchell @dmitchell64]

Me too

[Jen k 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Jenny_1884]

If you voted for Brexit first time around & there was another referendum, would you vote the same again?

I would.