devonian extinction event

[Liz Franczak @liz_franczak]

mr trump @elon plz DOGE we need to INVESETIGATE @lakers please unleash your child hackers to break into @robpelinka text messages something is UP a poor BLONDE WHITE CHILD BOY is being held hostage by WOKE CALIFORNIANS defund now

[devonian extinction event @dmittow]

@jeffvandermeer @raynayler @EmilyMandel @madelinevo @sarahroseetter @DominicBoyer @mcdbooks @fsgbooks No bay area stop?

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[Mike the Hot Dog Mayor @MikeHotDogMayor]

Lake Chalet at Lake Merritt, Oakland, CA

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

-Give it to me straight, doc
-you have 6 months to live
-give it to me gay, doc
-it's giving six months

[Andrea More @amore_orless]

"i was in fourth grade when 9/11 happened" ok? why are you so fixated on having an alibi

[lysha @heyalyshahey]

A’ja was TOO LIT. 😭😭

[Folklush. ❤️‍🔥 @folklush29]

They already are https://t.co/QkQeiAxj5g

[david byron queen @byron_queen]

john steinbeck as a young man in lake tahoe, where he worked as a tour guide at a fish hatchery (c. 1929)

[cara.city elsewhere @caraesten]

@atomicthumbs it's got all kinds of gays: gay men in their 50s who are now wildly rich, gay men in their 20s who took six figure tech jobs,,,, straights,,,,

[Jason Harrison @nominalthoughts]

alright, hear me out

[DEI speedwagon🌹🇵🇸 〽️ NO on Prop 43 @uhshanti]

ok abolish all billionaires except Beyoncé. nationalize her

[Jo @itsIightsout]

How do you even come up with that 😭

[devonian extinction event @dmittow]

@chrisarvinsf Muir woods! V easy to book a slot on a weekday

[devonian extinction event @dmittow]

@ContraPoints The Langoliers

[Hannah @glowingforgods]

Me watching the Princess Diaries
“What do you think Genovia’s role was in the Holocaust?”

[devonian extinction event @dmittow]

@capricornfag I did sunbasket for a while and it was fine. I think the move is to try one then switch to another one when the promo rate expires because they're not all that cheap.

And I always feel bad about the packaging