Declan “Mitts” Murphy

ΣΑΕ Chairman ‘08 | Future Big 4 Accountant | 2x IM Competitive Basketball Elite 8 Participant | Natty Light Enjoyer | #NAB

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Beginning to wonder how many kids in this class had shit on their faces last night #AEPiFiles

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@Rjackelliot @RickyRoswellGA #notahomo

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#watdatmean

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@ghuegherlovebox Most true tweet I’ve ever seen

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@skippygreen99 Thank you for being the only one in the comments that gets it🤝

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When your first class gets cancelled, you must watch a body-language analysis of the Costco guys and Rizzler on Jimmy Fallon #ilovecollege #expand

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@The_Real_TFM Always knew you had it in you🫡

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Pretty shitty for that undercover cop to arrest those kids #onwisconsin #AEPi

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@M34TRIDER The second I realized all the “select all that apply” aren’t partial credit I knew I was fucked. But hey. What can you do

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Beginning to wonder how many kids in this class had shit on their faces last night #AEPiFiles

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@M34TRIDER You too🫡

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@DrakeMania10 Love that line. Smashing the over tho #poopgate

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@TruthTruthson I think fanduel is offering O/U 3.5. Im parlaying that over with over 1.5 years in prison for the prez

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@bendover247782 #blackout4bax🫡

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#stopthecount

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If you ever want some niche songs just scroll through a girl’s insta posts and highlights. Thank me later.

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Is the only thing you do in a sorority is make TikTok’s or is my FYP deceiving me

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How chronically online you have to be to understand this lol

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Get @bendover247782 up and moving around on this fine Wednesday.

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@lifeofdaparty15 $100 if you get this

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Moms will freak out about you going 3 over on the interstate and then get behind the wheel and hit and kill an innocent family of 4