Dylan Johnson

Your favorite Dyl. • Eternal Gug and Writer

[Dylan Johnson @dmjohnson231]

PREACH IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS

[Reuters @Reuters]

Major study debunks myth that moderate drinking can be healthy https://t.co/BThGedth7X

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

I keep being asked what I make of the UFO thing in Congress yesterday, so here it is: I watched a few clips and saw some people who seemed to believe stuff saying extraordinary things without presenting extraordinary evidence. Therefore I have nothing more to say, other than: It would be great if true - it would take a bit of the pressure off our civilisation if we weren’t the only means within the Milky Way by which the Universe understands itself. Sadly, as of today, I still feel that pressure, so can we perhaps focus on not messing our world up rather than hoping that, to paraphrase Sagan, someone will float down to save us from ourselves.

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

To those who are saying to me that I am unscientific because I don’t think any compelling evidence for aliens was presented at the Congressional hearing on UFOs yesterday, here is the famously unscientific Richard Feynman on the subject https://t.co/7EcZxoEy8Z

[Dylan Johnson @dmjohnson231]

@pory_leeks Ganondorf got that “I asked for no pickles.” energy.

[Zelda Universe @ZeldaUniverse]

Here's an overview of Link, Zelda and Ganondorf across the years in previous releases of The Legend of Zelda series.

Excited to see how the story unfolds in #TearsoftheKingdom!

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

"Our last line of defense will be Link“

Watch the final pre-launch trailer for The Legend of #Zelda: #TearsOfTheKingdom, coming May 12th, only on Nintendo Switch.

[Pory @pory_leeks]

THIS ZELDA TRAILER IS FIRE OMG I NEED THE GAME NOW!!!
LETS GOOOOOO

[Dylan Johnson @dmjohnson231]

@reggie_800 @DrLavaYT That is not at all what I got from Mew’s personality lol

[Dylan Johnson @dmjohnson231]

@Silast_UP Second option would definitely be better with slightly darker road textures

[Dylan Johnson @dmjohnson231]

@OcarinaRemake I like it, I think it looks badass, but I guess I never thought about it until now and always just assumed they kept their body proportions under the armor and just had magical super-strength. Then again, BotW shows just how muscular Gerudo can get, so yeah I think this works!

[Dylan Johnson @dmjohnson231]

@AdAstra_GL We appreciate all you do, bro!

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: Jon Stewart just completely destroyed Republican State Senator Nathan Dahm of Oklahoma on gun reform in America. Each and every point that Dahm tried to address was completely debunked by Stewart. Stewart made Dahm look as foolish as he and his republican colleagues really are.

My favorite quote was: “In every other place your life you want to bring order, but guns are the outlier for you.”

Let all your republican friends see this video! https://t.co/qOlU187LHx

[Christina Cress @CressNC]

To put that in perspective, today it costs $96,681/year to attend Yale Law School. A 3691% increase since Alito graduated in 1975.

[Dylan Johnson @dmjohnson231]

@pory_leeks Damn, only 230?
That means we’re still under like 2/3 of the national dex.

[Dylan Johnson @dmjohnson231]

@soulsilverart @dustygogoat If only they could finish their games…

[Dylan Johnson @dmjohnson231]

Security shouldn’t have stopped the dude

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Emotional sentencing hearing in Buffalo grocery store mass shooting briefly interrupted as man rushes gunman during victim impact statements
https://t.co/Oc26poVUt5

[Heather Gardner @heathergtv]

If you can spend $20M on a Christian Super Bowl ad, you’re not a church, you’re a business and should be taxed.

[Dylan Johnson @dmjohnson231]

@mybizzaretweets No I’m not??

[Citizen Free Press @CitizenFreePres]

Must watch video on the ecological disaster in East Palestine, Ohio.

https://t.co/srv4R4UUZ8

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

I know I will face consequences for this but I am done staying quiet. NFL games are 100% scripted. I know this because I was apart of a team of writers that wrote this years Super Bowl. Don’t believe me? Tell me if this looks familiar.

[Dylan Johnson @dmjohnson231]

@Silast_UP Absolutely incredible👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻