Darrel Coggin

[Darrel Coggin @dmkcoggin]

Can't get @rickygervais tickets because I'm not on a shortlist. The perfect end to the worst month of my life. It's my own fault for only drinking Dutch barn but not becoming a priority member. It'll probably be on netflix so not the end of the world.

[Darrel Coggin @dmkcoggin]

@NVIDIAGeForceUK why can't I redeem only got the laptop and code today and it is meant to be available until April

[Darrel Coggin @dmkcoggin]

@worldofbookshq your help centre is actually unhelpful. Live chat is automated and useless too. I need help after signing up to plus but having no log in details.

[Darrel Coggin @dmkcoggin]

@BarnsleyCouncil YOU'Ve failed to meet festive bin collections that YOU put in place. Now u make threats of fly tipping charges if we leave bagged recycling by the uncollected bins? You bent bastards. Wtf is council tax for? Roads are fucked. Police are shite. Schools in the bog

[Darrel Coggin @dmkcoggin]

@Jith_Smohn10202 @jakepaul Francis tried to fight. JP spent half the fight on his knees. Do you enjoy licking batteries?

[Darrel Coggin @dmkcoggin]

@Peltsman Ran around or crawled for 5 rounds are you for fucking real.

[Darrel Coggin @dmkcoggin]

@candymanpop There's been a whole undercard ya lamp

[Darrel Coggin @dmkcoggin]

@AmazonUK they're not garlands

[Darrel Coggin @dmkcoggin]

@YorkshireWater what is the absolute shit show you're running on kings road wombwell? Road closed without warning. No signage to say so on approach from the motorway. Fucking carnage with cars turning in the road. Get proper signs up you useless pricks.

[Darrel Coggin @dmkcoggin]

@SharkHomeUK my parcel has been lost by @EvriDeliveryX_ they can't offer any help at all. I have been waiting for a response from Shark but I'm being ignored. I don't want a refund I want the package, it is for a gift.

[Darrel Coggin @dmkcoggin]

@TicketmasterUK @AXS_UK turns out Ticketmaster are crap at dealing with issues on other websites, who knew? Any way. Sort ya shit out please.

[Darrel Coggin @dmkcoggin]

@TicketmasterUK can you make this make sense?

[Darrel Coggin @dmkcoggin]

@TicketmasterCS Kinnell. Colossal fuck up on my part. Sorry to have bothered you TM. Your site was bollox with Edinburgh tickets in the same way but we'll pretend that didn't happen 😉

[Darrel Coggin @dmkcoggin]

@TicketmasterUK 2 available. 2 wanted. Computer says no

[Darrel Coggin @dmkcoggin]

@iD_Mobile_UK wtf is going on? Last few months has seen signal fall off a cliff. New app wont let me set a password. Live chat is stuck in limbo. If you can't provide the service being paid for we're done.

[Darrel Coggin @dmkcoggin]

@KFC_UKI my last order from Rockingham Barnsley you cocked up. Robbing me of a large popcorn and did nothing about it. Tried Manvers tonight to see if they'd do better. Fries missing from a box meal this time. That's 2 in a row at different locations. I'm done with KFC. Useless.

[Darrel Coggin @dmkcoggin]

@KFC_UKI Long wait this lunchtime for a £36party bucket to feed the team. Disappointing that popcorn was missing when we got back to the office. How hard is it to get an order correct when you've taken 20mins to put it together in the 1st place. There's issues every single time.

[Darrel Coggin @dmkcoggin]

@jcalvarez2 @Pugzy97 @higgyboson @UKLabour Oh I didn't realise that mental health was based on age or that you can't suffer if someone else is in a worse position. Congrats on getting through your own situation but get to fuck for with your shitty point of view ya insensitive plank.

[Darrel Coggin @dmkcoggin]

@RupertLowe10 Get to fuck, daft cunt. I don't know any Christians. Born and raised in the UK. Religion is a piss poor argument when defending a nation. My make believe friend is more important than yours is and always was bullshit. Grow up.

[Darrel Coggin @dmkcoggin]

@defense_civil25 Grow up you inbred fuckwits