danielle lomastro

i speak fluent sarcasm

[danielle lomastro @dmlomaa]

ranch is by far the best/most underrated condiment out there.
hear me out:

pizza?
RANCH

wings?
RANCH

salad?
RANCH

chicken nuggets?
RANCH

carrots?
RANCH

wraps?
RANCH

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

December 1st:

[Haz @_Hazpilicueta]

Best not tell this guy any secrets

[makayla @makaylathinks]

oh you have anxiety? name five things you can see

[Jack @jacklomastro]

quit my day job a year ago & this is my catalog since 🙏🏻👽 God is great... 2021 we’re workin even harder !!

[Annam (uh-numb) ☻🔻 @AnnamLaughs]

he’s not wrong

[say your goodbyes @BachJunkie]

MATT IS SO SWEET. ASKING GIRLS WHAT HE CAN DO FOR THEM TO BETTER THEIR EXPERIENCE!!!! #TheBachelor #Bachelor

[Evan Kilgore 🇺🇸 @EvanAKilgore]

There's a difference between not having the evidence and not hearing the evidence.

Pass it on.

[adison @ummm_uhhh]

Cannot think of an activity more desirable than Getting Coffee and Walking Around

[BachShitCray @Bach_ShitCray]

Since there was no #ATFR, I’ve decided we’re ending this season like an early ‘00s rom com. #TheBachelorette

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The next business we're helping is the Academy of Ballet Wauconda, in Wauconda, IL. #BarstoolFund

The more money we raise, the more people we can help

[sio @bestinsio]

if I have a crush on you that’s my business. it literally has nothing to do with you

[bex celia @_bexorcist]

this is it, this is the ONE

[Peacock @peacock]

Calling all #TheOffice fans, we have a puzzle for you to solve:
D _______________
W ________
I _________
G _______________
H _______________
T __________

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

she's probably having a bad day, venmo her $100

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

SERIOUS QUESTION: If masks do work, then why do businesses have to close? And if masks don’t work, then why do we have to wear them? Merica.