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[Mumbi 🦋 @2003sikuu]

So after kunikatia for a long time, then nikubali, and now you seem like hunidai tena? 😂 Kwani rada ya maboys nowadays ni gani?

[The married man @marriedmn]

Most of you men are very poor in bed, you can’t satisfy your wives and that’s why they cheat.

Before sex, normalize doing the following 3 things- you will last longer.

1. Take honey + warm water about 30–45 minutes before.

[Allano™🍉 @Web3flux]

Kama uko na relative or friend abroad , ask them to open for you a handshake AI account. Payments zikiingia every Thursday wanatoa zao za Tax na percentage yao alafu wewe wanakupea zenye zimebaki. Kama haujui kutask ama kupass assesments nisake I help. Money printing accs hizi.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Dating conventionally attractive women can be a nightmare. A small misunderstanding happens, and instead of solving the issue, they remind you that plenty of other men want them

[Psaint✝️ @ClaudeBrilliant]

As far as ladies hate broke men I also hate broke women, huyu nimekatia yeye juzi na leo naona ashaanza kuniomba 10 bob za skuma. Acha nijitoe mapema ndio asiseme I used her body.

[IVY @ivymuthe]

𝐊𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐟 𝐊𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐨 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫’𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞-𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞:

“People think the business aspect like losing is the ultimate heartbreak, but for me, losing my mom hit me the hardest. For me, money is just a number.

Tomorrow I can wake up losing a lot of money after paying bills and salaries and I am on a negative, but things like losing a parent, that’s the hardest. It’s the only time I felt like giving up.

If your company loses Ksh 50m today, you are still alive and you can recover. But if you lose someone who you have probably grown up seeing, she’s been your rock, shown you the way and laid the foundation for you, that is going to shutter everything.

The worst thing is, I personally signed off the life-support for my mom. Because the doctor sat me down and explained that there was nothing they could do to save her from dying.

That week I almost gave up, I had not worked for like 3 months, because I was literally stressed. My mom’s situation weighed me down badly. I had to make the move, because I am the only boy in our family, I had to show leadership.”

[HADASSAH🥰 @Nyar_Akoth]

Unapatana na kijana tall, hensam, amenyolewa smart, ananukia vizuri,amevaa vizuri ,alafu anaanza kusema yeye ni mwalimu. Kijana ondoa jam tafadhali 😭😭 what's wrong with men??

[Sexual Health coach @sxhealth101]

10 Rules For Man

1. Never Beg Woman for Love.
2. Never date a high maintenance woman.
3. Never tolerate disrespect from a woman.
4. Never beg a woman to stay who wants to leave you.
5. Never date a broke woman. She is a financial vampire and a parasite.
6. Never take back a woman who left you for another man. She is coming back to destroy you.
7. Never expect a woman to rescue you from poverty.
8. Never fight over a woman with a man.
9. Never allow a woman to pay your bills.
10. Never stay with an unhappy woman who gives you no peace.

[Mandela @Mmust_iconn]

The best thing you can do for a woman is let her go explore the world. Not hold her back. Not shrink her life to fit your comfort. Just hand her the keys and watch her light up the map.

[Ole_Supeyo @supeyo_ole]

I need a very strict wife or girlfriend 😂😂🥲hii weekend nimespend pesa kama mwendawazimu. And all this happened when I was drunk.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Sexy women are everywhere. Successful men are not. You are the prize. Act like one.

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Rao alitukosea sana when he married one wife juu we might never have another Raila Odinga. Junior hawezi. Fidel passed away. A man like Raila angefaa kuoa bibi hata wanne buana. Sahi ODM ingekuwa bado iko kwa mikono ya familia.

[Sultan @SiayaFinest041]

Just realizing that one of my highschool classmates died two years ago I don't know from what ailment but honestly the guy was so industrious. Jamaa alikua anasoma bana. He only managed to do two years in campus as an engineer. What is life

[Heist @Westside_254]

Dealing with a girl who actually likes you back is so satisfying,kuna huyu baddie tumejuana na yeye last month,on our first date alisuggest nimpeleke walks since ako new kwa hii area,ju nakuanga nimeiva hiyo sector ya laps nikakubali,nilichukua mschana wa wenyewe nikaenda kumpigisha laps kwa forest flani hapo around,dem alifurahia ajab.Romance zilikuwa zinatembea hapo namna hatari.

Masaa Moja kufika hivi nilimdrop kwao.Usiku dem alikua amenichosha na simu akiuliza nampeleka walks lini tena,nikamshow weekend.Friday jioni dem alinipigia akiuliza Kama kesho tuko on,nikaakubakili but nilimshow atakam over,ndo tutokee tukienda.Sato saa nane,dem alikuwa ashafika area na kabag amesunda snacks,Mimi nikabuy kadrink tukateremsha nayo.After hapo niliamua kupandisha mschana wa wenyewe kitanda,nilimpiga rounds tatu Safi dem akaingia tu usingizi.Ata hiyo walks hatukuenda.

Hivo ndo nilikula hiyo Mali Safi without hizo dates za upuzi.Sai mapenzi imenoga huku ajab.Weekend ifike haraka

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

First impregnate her before you marry her. Ladies aren't giving birth nowadays.

[ALEX @_alexnzoli]

Woke up to find my woman'z amenipikia breakfast. Nika changamka very fast then I told her "weuh, si hiyo chai na sim sim zimeweza babe" ata sijui machozi ilitokea wapi, niliona tu mtu ameamka kama ameenda bedroom akilia. Later came to realize that they were meatballs 😂

[ADRIAN @Adrian_realestt]

The wetness that come with pregnant ladies is out of this world. It feels like you're being baptized

[Cassandra 🌺 @Casandrafaith25]

Lately, two of my exes have been commenting on my TikToks 😂😂 They don't even know each other, but somehow it still feels weird.

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

my corporate girlfriend leo ameniletea tushati tuwili twa mutumba ananishow "babe leo mtu amekuja akiuza shati nikaona zinakaa poa nikakununulia hizi mbili",,,hapa najua kanataka kunitoka pesa lakini hiyo mtego haininasi, kanadhani nitakagift girlfriend's day na hakuninunulia Jersey ya world cup 😂🚮

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

Once you date a Kikuyu babe you will understand why they are very successful when it comes to wealth creation. A Kikuyu babe would rather cook for you some Njahe at home kuliko kuenda Out kula food ya 10k na hamtashiba.