desirae

puppy momma

[desirae @dmosiondz_]

my mom "you need to find a boyfriend"

lady i can't even find matching socks

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

KNEW IT

[desirae @dmosiondz_]

Today Bell will donate 5¢ towards #mentalhealth initiatives for each use of #BellLetsTalk.

[desirae @dmosiondz_]

#BellLetsTalk

[desirae @dmosiondz_]

did anyone else know mozzarella use to be made from water buffalo milk?

[desirae @dmosiondz_]

@DanikaShaw i wear wired headphones 😂😂😂😂

[HockeyFights.com @hockeyfights]

https://t.co/4vb9oplQpd

[joshua. @livingthroughJ]

LMFAOOO IDC everybody impersonating each other is funny as fuck😭😭😭😩

[desirae @dmosiondz_]

am i missing something about the pink whitney? cause girls been drinking vodka with pink lemonade for years

[desirae @dmosiondz_]

just because i watched your insta story DOES NOT mean i’m watching cause interested in your: workout routine, skin care or makeup and any other pyramid scheme BS

[desirae @dmosiondz_]

when you find out the grinch is not on netflix

[desirae @dmosiondz_]

let sunflower field picture season begin 🌻#Dont

[ColourPop Cosmetics @ColourPopCo]

Some of y'all didn’t go through a blue eyeshadow phase and it shows.

[ColourPop Cosmetics @ColourPopCo]

You need to stop buying makeup

Me:

[desirae @dmosiondz_]

@cheller08 well that’s a little different

[desirae @dmosiondz_]

sorry but i just don’t find how people found Ted Bundy attractive

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Dale. He’s an excellent golfer. Still hasn’t figured out where the ball goes, but that’s okay. 14/10 would caddie for anytime

[desirae @dmosiondz_]

@cheller08 hey girl! just curious about your fitness and nutrition routine

[desirae @dmosiondz_]

me at the gym at 6 am during the week