dmp327

Better to remain slient & let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth & remove all doubt. So tweet it instead. Tweets are my own.

[dmp327 @dmp327]

@JessCoombsTV Happy birthday.

Now make sure I can get to work on time tomorrow.

[dmp327 @dmp327]

@cc_fla It’s freakin awesome. Little dude is turning 2 next week.

[dmp327 @dmp327]

@cc_fla Your “kidnapped” look…

[dmp327 @dmp327]

@cc_fla Shat? #pinkysup

[dmp327 @dmp327]

@cc_fla It’s been working for me and the Mrs for seven years…

[dmp327 @dmp327]

@MyGolfSpy 🤚🏼

[dmp327 @dmp327]

@MyGolfSpy @Sub70

[dmp327 @dmp327]

You’d think I was smarter and have gotten off this sh*tshow already.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[dmp327 @dmp327]

@MyGolfSpy @SrixonGolf @TrackManGolf I appreciate the golfers that buy Pro V1’s every time I walk through trees during my round…

[dmp327 @dmp327]

@joefattorini This was his first trip to a winery.

[dmp327 @dmp327]

@EvilMopacATX Does the ‘keeper get the ball pulled away from him during goal kicks?

[dmp327 @dmp327]

@HenpeckedHal Of course an Austin area code.

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

If you squint, you can see a very subtle difference here.

[dmp327 @dmp327]

@golfsub70 Appreciate the response as always. I’ve bought two set of irons and two fairway woods from your company and I’ve never been happier. You have a lifetime customer here.

[dmp327 @dmp327]

Drinking and sleeping.

[Sean Agnew @seanagnew]

The time between Christmas and New Year’s when you don’t know what day it is and what you’re supposed to be doing

[CineCalendar @CineCalendar]

Dec 24th - Kevin McCallister defended his house from The Wet Bandits #HomeAlone

[CineCalendar @CineCalendar]

Dec 24th 1988 - John McClane prevents Hans Gruber from stealing $640 million in untraceable bearer bonds from the vault in Nakatomi Plaza #DieHard

[dmp327 @dmp327]

@PeterFinchGolf Sit in a Starbucks and act like he’s writing a novel while just scrolling through Twitter.