Dylan

“I saw my life flash before my eyes it was mostly sandwiches and ghosts” - Shaggy Rogers

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Realizing we don’t get to watch Joey Chestnut eat 70 hot dogs tomorrow

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

The force is strong in my family. 💫⚔️

#MayThe4thBeWithYou x #LGRW

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Pets are welcome to visit parks as long as you follow a few rules and regulations. Always check park websites or ask the attendant upon arrival about traveling with pets.

[Dylan @dmroz97]

The Meijer in Saginaw has been out of hidden valley for at least a month and if it’s not a crime already it should be in the Midwest

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Sea lions have escaped the Central Park zoo due severe flooding 

📌#Manhattan | #NewYork

Due to the extreme flooding that is occurring across New York City, the water level in the Sea Lion area rose significantly. As a result, the Sea Lions were able to swim over the glass enclosure and escaped their exhibit at the Central Park Zoo, according to zoo officials. The zoo staff also monitored the sea lion as she explored the area before returning to the familiar surroundings of the pool. Importantly, the sea lion never breached the zoo’s secondary perimeter. The Central Park zoo is closed due to the severe weather

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

bad news = we can’t find an $80 million stealth fighter jet

good news = our stealth technology is very good

[Honolulu Blues @HonoluluBlues_]

DK tried intimidating Cominsky and it didn’t do shit 😂😂

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

This might be the best reply we have ever received.

[Dylan @dmroz97]

@UberHaxorRicky Gotta look deeper

[Amanda Hasaka @ahasaka]

If anyone is curious the flag IS at half mast at Margaritaville Palm Springs

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

High winds at the perfect time of day created a rare Rainbow Waterfall in Yosemite National Park

[Joshua Tree NPS @JoshuaTreeNPS]

Visitors: So what's there to see at Joshua Tree National Park?
Us:

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Trollfoot on Strike LA 2023

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

When you encounter others on a trail, offer a friendly “hello” or a nod. This helps create a friendly atmosphere. If you approach a trail user from behind, announce yourself in a friendly, calm tone. Yelling “that chipmunk stole my car keys, run for your lives” is not helpful.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Me reappearing in people’s lives after inexplicably disappearing for several months…

[adam 🅴 @sweatrweathrman]

I think Michigan on Main’s business model is basically asking you to have 1-2 beers. No way can I justify going there on St. Patrick’s Day

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

We have parks.