Danielle Dischner

I'm Danielle. I'm a little obsessed with my cats, hearing, and soft blankets.

[James Holzhauer @James_Holzhauer]

What a run by @Jeopardamy!

- 40 games won (35 more than @bradrutter)
- Fifth-ever Jeopardy millionaire
- Made @KenJennings watchable

[Danielle Dischner @dms006]

@CoJustsam Congratulations!! Cant wait to see where you go from here!

[Danielle Dischner @dms006]

This is definitely a friendship destroyer #BoardKings https://t.co/53g4YiSO7l https://t.co/53g4YiSO7l @DubDisch play with me

[Danielle Dischner @dms006]

@DubDisch just asked who Julie Andrews is. So, currently searching for a divorce lawyer. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️

[Danielle Dischner @dms006]

@DubDisch No, that would be this virus.

[Danielle Dischner @dms006]

Feeling like a #realliferapunzel. Locked up with nothing to do but clean my house and brush my hair.

[Danielle Dischner @dms006]

@jobocamp12 THIS

[Danielle Dischner @dms006]

Today I discovered how to instantly make myself 10x more attractive when looking in the mirror with one easy step!

Taking off my glasses.

[Danielle Dischner @dms006]

Pro tip: Don't buy amazing sheets. It makes getting out of bed nearly impossible.

[Danielle Dischner @dms006]

I will never understand people who can sit in a doctor's office waiting room and have a full blown, loud, private conversation on the phone. WE ALL HEAR YOU!

[Danielle Dischner @dms006]

@DubDisch

[Danielle Dischner @dms006]

@DubDisch

[Danielle Dischner @dms006]

@DubDisch

[Danielle Dischner @dms006]

@DubDisch

[Danielle Dischner @dms006]

@DubDisch 😊😊😊 I love you too

[Danielle Dischner @dms006]

Hey @BN9 Umm....Spellcheck?

[Danielle Dischner @dms006]

What on earth? Why is half the debate in Spanish? @cnn

[Danielle Dischner @dms006]

@CLS_TheThird #puppymonkeybaby

[Danielle Dischner @dms006]

"The white and gold dress that caused a civil war." Yesss.