4/6
βGet BA on, we need to save this community asset!" So now YOU have to sweat out half your body weight to put out a fire your boss just started on purpose.
You finally knock it back. Youβre knackered, smelling like a burnt saveloy. The local BBC News crew rocks up.
3/6
The gaffer steps out, walks over to the deep fat fryer, and casually chucks a lit match into the oil. Whoosh.
The place is well alight. The boss turns and shouts, "Right you lot thereβs been a severe thermal event!β