The Debonair Microbiologist

NOT ACTIVE

[Goodreads @goodreads]

PSA: you don’t need to finish books you’re struggling to read. Reading is allowed to be fun!

[The Debonair Microbiologist @dmschott]

@littleluca_ I use Brooks Ghost series

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@SurvivorQuotesX Spencer!!!

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@tristenocean So good!! Loved it!

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Top tier

[Creatina Turner @BrendanOde]

bringing this back to honor mother

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@itsDMCL Omg I’m so jealous!! I would absolutely do this with you!

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@littleluca_ Definitely read this as “accidentally shaved my hole” and I was like how does that happen accidentally? 🫣

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@GPBinNL Thank you! Still getting lots of tests done

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All these strangers touching my balls over the last week and haven’t even had one free meal or even a coffee

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@cr15bm Thanks! Still figuring it all out

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Why did humans stop making constellations? What's stopping us from pointing at a pattern of stars and going "that's Cher."

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

My regular reminder that to have the ‘mubble fubbles’ (16th century) is to experience a bout of melancholy such as the Sunday evening blues, combined with a vague sense of impending doom.

[The Debonair Microbiologist @dmschott]

so smol

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Our household is currently obsessed with Beat Saber 😻

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Friend: “I love your outfit!”
Me: Thanks! It has pockets!

Did you know sea otters have flaps of loose skin under each forearm that they use like a pocket? What are these pockets full of? (Hint: It’s not sunshine.)

[The Debonair Microbiologist @dmschott]

in Jennifer Coolidge voice

“Hay”

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/VP1PMj3Hwp

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@Type40_Twigg This face is absolutely a Friday afternoon work mood

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@itsDMCL Sid!! Miss you buddy!

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If you see this tweet, QT with the most recent photo you took of your pet. No cheating.