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[DeMarko @freakymarko]

That time when Regina Hall gave a long speech and Jenifer Lewis stood up and did this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[nunya @dmt8791]

@KaeEcstatic Ha we don't all have a footlong

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We lost the plot when we started viewing the Earth as a giant store or landfill instead of a life-supporting miracle we are part of.

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

spencer pratt denies climate change, thinks sandy hook was fake and tried to sue LA for covid mandates. pls do not vote for this man

[Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont]

Spencer Pratt being a Sandy Hook denier should disqualify him from being mayor.

Fuck him.

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

Stop forgiving racists. They’re not sorry for causing harm, just sorry to face the consequences.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

busy weekend

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[✰ @planettny]

One thing I love about her is how SHE NEVER STAYS after some bullshit, whew I LOVE women with self-esteem

[Chili Dog @RobertJMolnar]

i fucking told you, again

[nunya @dmt8791]

@jordimassivexxx @DomTheSubXXX Not no 😇

[doomernat @doomernat22]

holy shit 😭😭

[Stefan Smith @TheStefanSmith]

As a single Millennial with no dependents and a six figure income, I’m apparently this country’s only tax base.

[Ronan Farrow @RonanFarrow]

(🧵1/11) For the past year and a half, I've been investigating OpenAI and Sam Altman for @NewYorker. With my coauthor @andrewmarantz, I reviewed never-before-disclosed internal memos, obtained 200+ pages of documents related to a close colleague, including extensive private notes, and interviewed more than 100 people.

OpenAI was founded on the premise that A.I. could be the most dangerous invention in human history—and that its C.E.O. would need to be a person of uncommon integrity. We lay out the most detailed account yet of why Altman was ousted out by board members and executives who came to believe he lacked that integrity, and ask: were they right to allege that he couldn't be trusted?

A thread on some of of our findings:

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Slow in the water and in the head

[Spider Queen: LVNΛ @LunaInfernale]

Entirety fucking economy is collapsing, people are setting their jobs on fire, homelessness is exploding, food is impossible to afford, but no focus on the smallest minority in the country you disgusting, garbage fucks. May you all experience the pain of trans people tenfold

[Mia Starr | RuPaul's Drag Race @MamaMiaStarr]

TIP A BIG BACK HOE 💸🤑

[andrés @andresmiguer]

how it feels to talk to a person who doesn't ask any questions after answering yours