Darrin. Not Darren Darin Darein or Daron

#BlackLivesMatter

[Darrin. Not Darren Darin Darein or Daron @dmthemd]

Instead of "Sick Days", they should be "Health Days". Ease the stigma/guilt of taking time off to focus on the (physical/mental/spiritual) health of you, or a loved one. They're your days, USE THEM.

[Darrin. Not Darren Darin Darein or Daron @dmthemd]

@_silversmith Holy fuck. It actually happened.

[Darrin. Not Darren Darin Darein or Daron @dmthemd]

@_silversmith Oh ffs

[Darrin. Not Darren Darin Darein or Daron @dmthemd]

@VoteDarkBrandon HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Darrin. Not Darren Darin Darein or Daron @dmthemd]

@Seahawks @TaimatheHawk @RGIII Dude hit the turbo button at the 40

[Darrin. Not Darren Darin Darein or Daron @dmthemd]

@CultureCrave Who do they think they are?? Americans!?

[Darrin. Not Darren Darin Darein or Daron @dmthemd]

@joebond99991107 @MyTimeToShineH THIS is all I kept thinking while reading. AI generated plot that got red hat commentary added

[Chris Gethard @ChrisGethard]

This guy is the best dad in tv history and it’s not even close.

[Darrin. Not Darren Darin Darein or Daron @dmthemd]

@yashar 💯 accurate.

[Darrin. Not Darren Darin Darein or Daron @dmthemd]

@LedoPizza @washingtonpost Must be an AI generated story from the post. No local writer would blaspheme Ledo.

[Darrin. Not Darren Darin Darein or Daron @dmthemd]

My brain is wired to spell it: catagory.

[Darrin. Not Darren Darin Darein or Daron @dmthemd]

@BaltMediaBlog SAME

[Dadof2Boys @Dadof2crazyboys]

I have a question for all the parents with boys. WHY ARE THEY ABSOLUTELY BAT SHIT CRAZY?

[Darrin. Not Darren Darin Darein or Daron @dmthemd]

This is why we strike. #SAGAFTRAstrike

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Joey Bragg says Disney Channel would reboot shows under different names after the third season to avoid paying 100% of the WGA rate:

“They had a deal where the first three seasons of a show, you get paid 88% of scale. So it’s 88% of, like, minimum wage, pretty much, for the crew… by the third season, even if the show’s popular, they reboot it as a brand new show. We were ‘Liv and Maddie’ for the first three seasons, and the last season was ‘Liv and Maddie: Cali Style.’”

🔗: https://t.co/gZItiJX5Qy

[Darrin. Not Darren Darin Darein or Daron @dmthemd]

@taylorshayDC probably easier than admitting how lazy the video is: https://t.co/aHT4kfRTG6

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Cc @Jason_Aldean

[Darrin. Not Darren Darin Darein or Daron @dmthemd]

Please tell me Xeet is basically pronounced "skeet"

[Darrin. Not Darren Darin Darein or Daron @dmthemd]

@faris 🤦

[Darrin. Not Darren Darin Darein or Daron @dmthemd]

@ellorysmith Also, the fucking humidity

[Darrin. Not Darren Darin Darein or Daron @dmthemd]

June 15th at 10:10pm.
July 4th Fireworks have begun in my neighborhood.

[Darrin. Not Darren Darin Darein or Daron @dmthemd]

@editti22 Fucking GOOSEBUMPS!

[Darrin. Not Darren Darin Darein or Daron @dmthemd]

@BuzzFeedVideo This is more an egg quesadilla than a pizza, no?