delaney

everything’s magic

[24kGoldn @24kGoldn]

Bitches be wearing Mexico jerseys like their boyfriend ain’t cry when Charlie Kirk died

[from the horse’s mouth @mouthyhorsey]

bringing back this all timer today

[JT @jiratickets]

the current vibe is drinking, drugs, 10-3-5, lift heavy, run far, marry whoever, stay up late, and eat spicy szechuan food

[delaney @dmtisfunandcool]

i'm sober now so instead of a heroic dose of psychoactive drugs i just have a two month situationship with a man who claims to be emotionally available on hinge and hates me

[helen @helen]

the concept of knowing there is currently a labubu on karl marx's grave

[delaney @dmtisfunandcool]

if u own a labubu i think u should consider doing the 12 steps

[billy @billyjoebaldwin]

At the beach I say man I love the smell of beach and my 11 y/o niece goes “me too it smells like a candle”

[🪴 @goalietandem]

this post just came across my dash and it felt like a sign from the universe

[sunidhi chauhan's lesbian boyfriend @raulapaya]

your 20s are all about realising your mom was right, that a compelling reason to Get Married is that adult friendships will never be as deep, and that your friends will eventually deprioritize you in favour of their spouses and kids

[🫧 ˙˖ ࿔ graham | peoples princess .ᐟ @juniperfever]

kendrick lamar the political storyteller you are. so sorry everyone will only focus on the drake of it all. i see u princess. your mind.

[delaney @dmtisfunandcool]

drake found dead in miami

[Dr. Meatball @meatballworld]

I hope everyone is okay something happened to basketball 🩷 I think

[Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey]

Your boyfriend isn’t supposed to be your best friend lol he’s the person you do competitive anorexia with

[delaney @dmtisfunandcool]

drake in hell rn

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

The less you eat, drink and read books; the less you go to the theatre, the dance hall, the public house; the less you think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you save—the greater becomes your treasure which neither moths nor dust will devour—your capital. The less you are, the more you have; the less you express your own life, the greater is your alienated life-the greater is the store of your estranged being.