Max Boruff

I do creative things, and quote things incessantly. Normal is overrated. Trending headlines posted at random intervals. Brace yourselves...

[Max Boruff @dmurPomegranate]

@thatryanlogan So thaaaat’s why you unfollowed me. Mystery solved! 😌

[Max Boruff @dmurPomegranate]

My addiction to @drpepper brings a whole new meaning to dependency.

[Mrs. Kasha Davis @KashaDavis]

Dear gross people....soap is $2.00.

[MPGIS @mpgisofficial]

Ashley Katchadourian was supposed to be watching the envelopes.

[Max Boruff @dmurPomegranate]

I really should use this thing more.

[Max Boruff @dmurPomegranate]

In my version of reality @TheBiancaDelRio won again. #DragRaceFinale #DragRace #RecrownTheClown

[Max Boruff @dmurPomegranate]

File under things that keep me awake at night: do celebrities do their own laundry??

[Caroline Rhea @CarolineRhea]

#britainsgotalent and none of them are dentists

[Max Boruff @dmurPomegranate]

If I wanted a critique from you I would have asked. The sharing of an idea does not equate to an offer to pick it apart. #rude #ByeFelicia

[Really Grumpy Cat @GrumpyCatSpeaks]

I'm sick of bitches bitching about other bitches being bitches.

[Max Boruff @dmurPomegranate]

The sound of coyotes howling is both magical and creepy. #cityboy #crazynature #notinmysuburbyoudont

[Max Boruff @dmurPomegranate]

So what if I don't know how to hashtag correctly? Ain't nobody got time for that! #sorrynotsorry

[Max Boruff @dmurPomegranate]

Today is one of those days where food just sounds disgusting. 🙊

[Max Boruff @dmurPomegranate]

Apple strudel for breakfast? How unhealthily delicious. 😆

[Max Boruff @dmurPomegranate]

Consistency is the secret to good writing, or so I'm discovering. #aspiringnovelist #writing #writingtips

[Really Grumpy Cat @GrumpyCatSpeaks]

I don't know where I stand in people's lives. One minute they treat me like I'm someone special, then nothing the next.

[Really Grumpy Cat @GrumpyCatSpeaks]

Fine. Don't respond to my text. I like food better than I like you anyway.

[Really Grumpy Cat @GrumpyCatSpeaks]

Some day when scientists discover the center of the universe, many people are going to be disappointed to find out it isn't them.

[Really Grumpy Cat @GrumpyCatSpeaks]

You’re not allowed to like the things I like because I hate you.

[Max Boruff @dmurPomegranate]

"I told you to give him the message!" "Really? I thought you said give him a massage. I didn't think it was appropriate."