The MVP aka DMV-P

aka STATS-P! @BattleRapStats founder & CEO. DC, MD, & VA's Hip-hop connoisseur, sports nut, and all around music producer and audio engineer.

[The MVP aka DMV-P @dmv_p]

@WitsitGetsIt Fam didn't you do the trip to Antarctica? This is a PoS ... you haven't left the cult yet?

[The MVP aka DMV-P @dmv_p]

They are all liars in position to enrich themselves

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Susan Collins 30 years ago: “I’ve pledged that if I’m elected I will only serve two terms. 12 years is long enough to be in public service.”

[The MVP aka DMV-P @dmv_p]

LMAO

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump appoints former Attorney General Pam Bondi to White House AI board.

[The MVP aka DMV-P @dmv_p]

These two MORONS helped this become a thing

Instead of standing up and saying "no, that's not true" or "no, that's illegal" she just quit and he just kept grifting for money until he was sued for $1B

Both of them were/are the problem

Zero moral high ground for either

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

Alex Jones drops a bombshell. He confirms Trump is floating the idea of canceling the 2028 elections to illegally stay in power.

Marjorie Taylor Greene warns this is a calculated operation to normalize a dictatorship. She states the administration is violating the Constitution.

[The MVP aka DMV-P @dmv_p]

lmao foh

Instead of standing up and not being corrupt she resigns

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING NEWS: Tulsi Gabbard is resigning as director of national intelligence

[The MVP aka DMV-P @dmv_p]

stfu you are a moron and liar to the American people

[Secretary of War Pete Hegseth @SecWar]

Thanks to President Trump’s historic $1.5 trillion investment in our military, AMERICA IS REBUILDING THE ARSENAL OF FREEDOM — and doing so responsibly.

[The MVP aka DMV-P @dmv_p]

lmao go figure

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: The South Carolina Supreme Court has overturned Alex Murdaugh’s murder convictions and ordered a new trial.

[♛ 𝐊!𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋€𝐑 ♛ @KingChandler219]

My baby girl has been taking to walking lately and just broke her old record. 12 miles. 16 years old. So damn proud of my muffin for embracing fitness lifestyle at an early age. ❤️

[The MVP aka DMV-P @dmv_p]

Moron

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Verified patriot 🇺🇸

[The MVP aka DMV-P @dmv_p]

lmao you guys are a complete joke

[Secretary of War Pete Hegseth @SecWar]

The @DeptofWar is in lockstep with President Trump to bring unprecedented transparency regarding our government’s understanding of Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena.

These files, hidden behind classifications, have long fueled justified speculation — and it’s time the American people see it for themselves.

This release of declassified documents demonstrates the Trump Administration’s earnest commitment to unprecedented transparency.

[The MVP aka DMV-P @dmv_p]

Scammer/grifter central

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

For America to be great, we must always remain one nation under God.

On National Day of Prayer, we pledge that America will always, as it is written in Psalm 96, “Tell His glory among the nations”—and that we will never forget God’s role in creating, protecting, & sustaining the freest, strongest, most prosperous, & greatest country in the world. 🙏

[The MVP aka DMV-P @dmv_p]

lmao foh

[TMZ @TMZ]

😳 Melania Trump demands that ABC fire Jimmy Kimmel over his "hateful" monologue.

Read here: https://t.co/g2u162KDDU

[The MVP aka DMV-P @dmv_p]

Shut your dumb ass tf up

You are a fraud

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

Wait! @piersmorgan I’ve found that verse!!

The really important thing is that we, you, me all of us are loved.

And not because of anything we have accomplished or ever could achieve.

But because of who loves us.

[The MVP aka DMV-P @dmv_p]

Tell the world of hormone cocktails you and other celebs are taking

[jlo @JLo]

💪🏾

[The MVP aka DMV-P @dmv_p]

no it hasn't lmao
moron

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

The GOAT conversation just got more interesting 😱

[The MVP aka DMV-P @dmv_p]

That dog was latched on to him and that man hadn't thrown a punch.

Cops using a dog on an unarmed man while 4 other cops hold him

this is what they think of us that they'd protect a flea bitten dog over a human that is obvious mental distress

All should be fired

[LASHY BILLS @LASHYBILLS]

Alabama man gets bit by police K-9… then bites the dog back‼️FULL VIDEO‼️

[The MVP aka DMV-P @dmv_p]

Grifting moron rapist

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Piers Morgan asked Russell Brand which passages were relevant to him when he brought a Bible into court.

[The MVP aka DMV-P @dmv_p]

The hormone cocktails that Hollywood and professional athletes are on today

No one wants to die

[Não Intendo @blognaointendo]

A Anne Hathaway definitivamente não parecer ter 56 anos

[The MVP aka DMV-P @dmv_p]

Such a moron

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Joe Rogan

At 1:40 in this clip he says

"Tetanus is not dangerous"

Just to clarify

TETANUS IS F@*KING DANGEROUS

Yours sincerely

an Infectious Diseases specialist

[The MVP aka DMV-P @dmv_p]

Morons and no one from the press corps has the nuts to say - NIGGA THAT MAKES NO SENSE IDIOT!

Stop listening to these morons

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

OMFG... AGAIN!

RFK Jr. just doubled down on Trump's FAKE math:

He claims that if a drug drops from $600 to $100 that’s a "600% savings".

No you Imbecile, once again if a drug drops from $600 to $100, that’s a drop of 83.33%, not 600%.

My 9-year-old son in 3rd grade understands this.