The Waffle Chief

Acknowledge deez tweets

[#WeWantCody @WeWantCody_]

people aren’t reacting to this enough……

this is #WeWantCody levels of BAD

[The Waffle Chief @dmwaffle609]

@WrestlingHumble HELL YEAH

[The Waffle Chief @dmwaffle609]

OBAAAAA!!!! #wwenoc

[The Waffle Chief @dmwaffle609]

I haven't been this anxious about a wrestling match in a while.

Please don't fuck this up (they will lmao)

#wwenoc

[The Waffle Chief @dmwaffle609]

@PublicEnemiesHQ

[The Waffle Chief @dmwaffle609]

The Chad Gable/Alpha Academy stuff was the best thing on #wweraw since 2024. That was storytelling with logical progression, something this company has been struggling with for months.

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Today is the first day of Summer.

It’s the only day to repost this.

[The Waffle Chief @dmwaffle609]

elite ball knowledge

[Mike⚡️ @Visionary_Mike]

If WWE was a real wrestling promotion they’d book Je’Von vs Oba for the KOTR Finals with Oba dog walking Roman at SummerSlam

[The Waffle Chief @dmwaffle609]

JE'VONNNNN LET'S GOOOOO #wweraw

[Moose @notmoosenba]

FUCK THAT DOG WE ROCKING WITH THE KAT

[jylfeng @jylfeng]

Attack on Wemby FULL SERIES

[The Waffle Chief @dmwaffle609]

Oba should win KOTR and they should do Oba/Brock 3 at MSG. #wweraw

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[The Waffle Chief @dmwaffle609]

Rhea and Jade hooping right now!! #WWEClash

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

Abraham Lincoln got shot in the head and still managed to keep the country together. Franklin Roosevelt ran the entire Second World War from a wheelchair. Eisenhower defeated Hitler and then, just to stay busy, built 48,000 miles of motorway. Kennedy looked at the moon, said “we’ll have that,” and inside a decade they did. Reagan stared down the Soviet Union until it simply gave up and went home.

Two hundred and fifty years. Forty-six men. Men who stormed beaches, split atoms, faced down nuclear annihilation over breakfast and then filed sensible paperwork about it afterward.

And then, after all of that, the entire accumulated weight of American history, the most consequential democratic experiment the world has ever seen, produced this.

A television review.

No Mars landing. No cure for cancer. No Soviet empire dissolved before lunch. Just a man in the White House, in the year 2026, informing the internet that a CBS chat show host had no talent.

That is what 250 years of American greatness built. America should be deeply, permanently ashamed of itself.

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[Bennedict @BennieSonamzi]

She is still missing, please repost until she is found

[The Waffle Chief @dmwaffle609]

Bro Joe's been getting belt this whole tribal 😂 #survivor #survivor50

[The Waffle Chief @dmwaffle609]

JEFF JUST SPOILED FIRE MAKING AT THE FINALE LMAOOO HE'S COOKED #survivor #survivor50

[The Waffle Chief @dmwaffle609]

Yeah, that looked like a goodbye hug. Asuka might really be leaving. #wwebacklash

[Austin Creed @AustinCreedWins]

For the past 16 years, WWE has been my home. It’s where I grew up, found myself, failed, learned, and got to live out things the younger version of me could only dream about.

When I first walked into FCW, I just wanted a chance to prove I belonged and to bring something different to professional wrestling. That chance became a life full of moments I’ll carry with me forever — WrestleMania, championships, King of the Ring, arenas around the world, and the gift of connecting with all of you by being myself.

The New Day gave me a bond with @TrueKofi and @WWEBigE that I’ll cherish for life. You believed in us, even when our ideas were wild, and because of that, we got to show people that being unapologetically yourself is a strength.

UpUpDownDown became another piece of that same mission: a place for joy, friendship, and humanity. I’m so thankful to everyone, past and present, who helped build it brick by brick.

To the locker room, producers, trainers, crew, camera teams, ring crew, everyone behind the scenes, and the props department - thank you. WWE has the most special and hardest working props department that youll ever find. Love you guys and none of this happens without you.

And to everyone who has been part of this ride: thank you for believing in me. Thank you for letting me be Xavier Woods. Thank you for giving me the confidence… to walk away as Austin Creed.