Dean Winchester

Hunter. Brother. Pie enthusiast. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.

[Dean Winchester @DMWImpala67]

I can’t believe I missed @SW_Stanford83’s birthday. I mean, we are in the second (or 17th) coming of the apocalypse. I think he can forgive me.

Love you bro.

[Dean Winchester @DMWImpala67]

@SW_Stanford83 Not my fault you had nightmares.

[Dean Winchester @DMWImpala67]

Horror movie marathons with @SW_Stanford83 are the best. Especially since he hates them so much. #sixfootchicken

[Dean Winchester @DMWImpala67]

@SW_Stanford83 You’re such a moron

[Dean Winchester @DMWImpala67]

It’s always around this time of year I feel guilty for ruining Santa for Sammy. @SW_Stanford83

[Dean Winchester @DMWImpala67]

@DeanIsntFine @SW_Stanford83 Sorry! We’ve had a lot going on prepping for the apocalypse again.

[Dean Winchester @DMWImpala67]

Sat Sammy down and made him watch IT. He’s been hitting me for 6 minutes. Sorry @SW_Stanford83 #youllfloattoo

[Dean Winchester @DMWImpala67]

@SW_Stanford83 Sorry, Sammy

[Dean Winchester @DMWImpala67]

@redbanshee @DeanIsntFine Definitely! 😂

[Dean Winchester @DMWImpala67]

Happy birthday, puppy eyes! @SW_Stanford83 #HappyBirthdaySammy

[Dean Winchester @DMWImpala67]

@SW_Stanford83 Bro! It literally says your ashes get made into a record! Cremation!

[Dean Winchester @DMWImpala67]

I want this! Sammy, make it happen! @SW_Stanford83

[Dean Winchester @DMWImpala67]

@SW_Stanford83 No way! You already burnt me. Just make me into a record!

[Dean Winchester @DMWImpala67]

@DeanIsntFine I recommend it. Never thought I’d say that, but it was good!

[Dean Winchester @DMWImpala67]

Took Lisa to a rock show. She repaid me by taking me to the best burger place in the world. I love this woman.*

*No chick flick moments

[Dean Winchester @DMWImpala67]

@SW_Stanford83 Thanks Sammy

[Dean Winchester @DMWImpala67]

@DeanIsntFine This show called Rock of Ages? I figured if it shared a name with Def Leppard it couldn’t be that bad 🤷🏻‍♂️ I was right!

[Dean Winchester @DMWImpala67]

@SW_Stanford83 Just you wait, Sammy.

[Dean Winchester @DMWImpala67]

@SW_Stanford83 You will watch it at some point if I have to tie you up and tape your eyes open.