Denae

if being sarcastic burned calories, i’d be one skinny bitch

[clare @sadderlizards]

saturday night in my 20s

[Pete Bolinger @petesavage77]

Welp, our youngest of 4 girls got it figured out. 2” tubes like a pro. A little over 3 years old. Didn’t think I could retire at 39 yet here we are.

[🦋KD🦋 @KingKelyse]

When the lash fill is overdue😭😭😭😭😭 @bretmanrock

[𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐍 𝐊𝐄𝐊𝐎𝐀 @treyyway]

Every party as a kid:

Pulē:*ya cuzins squeezing ya hands & buss laughing*

Aunteh #1:Give aunteh honi

Aunteh #2:Go make plate no be shame

Unko:Grab unko one beer in da coolah

Fada:Go say hi to yo aunty ova dea

Fada:No go no place we leaving soon

Band: MASESE MASESE MASESE

[NANEA PARKER @ariyanaparker]

My toxic trait: buying/wearing something once for a specific occasion and never wanting to wear it again

[Denae @dnaayrivera]

@skylarlavonne y Twitter gotta do us like that. I am cringing 💀

[Denae @dnaayrivera]

I’m marrying an ex.... brooo what

HELLLLL NAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Dae @Daebaae]

i’m marrying an idiot......

welp

[Auston @podcastguestt]

Me responsibly washing my face after a night of drinking

[grace @imgraceniccole]

this is exactly what it’s like having siblings djsjsjs

[nicole boyce @nicolewboyce]

cara delevingne and ashley benson carrying a sex swing into their apartment is the official marker of the beginning of pride month

[‧✩*⢄⢁✧ 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓪 ✧⡈⡠*✩ @spanishcvndy]

me every time i lurk:

[Nick Jonas @nickjonas]

We’re baaaccckkkk… @latelateshow #LateLateJonas https://t.co/Xzi3HLv3vc

[Denae @dnaayrivera]

@sugahunyiceteaz @trevor_norris0 @izzybelllyyy BRUHHH I JUST SEEN THIS! 😂

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

I photoshopped a flesh-light into the background of this photo please RT so one day it accidentally get's used in an article.

[OLDE WAYS @oldeways_]

The Universe is not in a hurry. You are. That’s why you’re tired, anxious, and stressed. Trust that whatever is meant to be yours, already is.