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saying anything since 1992.

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@tsawruk 😂😂 I did!

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A stranger on the subway told me I looked like I have bone deficiency, and for that reason/diagnosis I will be passing away.

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Hanging up on someone really hit different with a flip phone.

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Why do I feel like Alexa takes it personally when I ask her to disconnect from my phone?

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Can someone tell me why squirrels are being tested for the bubonic plague in the first place? Like whose idea was that?

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@tsawruk Gotta love em!

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Idc how old you are, a pb&j sandwich will always slap.

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Damn we really cant tell him nothing about timing

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@rebnasty 😂😂😂

[D$ @dnarlesky]

Anyone else’s dog look hella offended when you sneeze? Like excuse me damn

[D$ @dnarlesky]

@rebnasty Lancaster puppies .com. Cheap as helllll, shit might be broken like my dog but I love that thing anyways.

[D$ @dnarlesky]

SOS trying to find a happy medium for shorts between “whole ass out” and “mother of three”

[D$ @dnarlesky]

Official stan of K-Pop stans #kpopstans

[D$ @dnarlesky]

@realDonaldTrump Great idea, let’s start with your withdraw from the presidential race

[Ben & Jerry's @benandjerrys]

The murder of George Floyd was the result of inhumane police brutality that is perpetuated by a culture of white supremacy. 
https://t.co/YppGJKHkyN

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Eating @benandjerrys for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the rest of my life. Goodnight. #BlackLivesMatter

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Do you ever wish you didn’t already watch something so you could watch it again for the first time?

[D$ @dnarlesky]

On the phone with Apple support:

Support: how old is the Mac, what year did you get it?
Me: I got it when I was 18
Support:
Me: Right you don’t know how old I am. It’s like ten years old.

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@MurphsElite Damn I’m already invested. A lot of screaming and a lot of stupid decisions.

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Less than 20 minutes into Uncut Gems and I am seriously stressed out