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[dan @dnbtt]

welcome to my page, please observe the rules carefully

[dan @dnbtt]

I know Meg loves a cover but making a cover your title track? I'm going to resurrect Ms Gore so you can apologise directly to her face

[dan @dnbtt]

tummy full of edible gummies I'm feeling yummy
juicy tracksuit whenever I'm feeling bummy

[dan @dnbtt]

So who is coming to visit me for dark mofo 🥺

[dan @dnbtt]

@teethfeelweird @TheKnownLover atomic kitten's cover of tide is high

[dan @dnbtt]

I don't really pay attention to seppo politics but I'm sure they're having like 3 no kings days a year

[dan @dnbtt]

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[dan @dnbtt]

call me Jackson Pollock the way I paint poles

[dan @dnbtt]

come on now

[dan @dnbtt]

got to trivia late, only had time for 2 pints and we came 5th (out of 7). when we used to do trivia and i had time for 5 pints, we came 1st or 2nd every time. i can only assume beer gives me super powers, super intelligence etc

[dan @dnbtt]

@thotscar_wilde this would work on me btw

[emma @do_not_test_me]

@quiet_homeboy do fung to others as other would do bung to you…

[dan @dnbtt]

@quiet_homeboy @do_not_test_me it's a fung eat bung world unfortunately 😔

[dan @dnbtt]

@teethfeelweird this reminded me of the mid-2010s tumblr discourse about how we shouldn't say "poly" to refer to polyamory because polynesian people already call themselves "poly"

[dan @dnbtt]

@nochannels she was doing her best you fucking bitch

[dan @dnbtt]

@rakalipal "Fresh ginger"????? Just say you think you're better than me

[dan @dnbtt]

Youse put whipped cream (from a can probably) on salads and marshmallows on savoury dishes lol shut da fuck up about food

[dan @dnbtt]

I'm not entirely sure how having gochujang and cumin seeds in your pantry is quirked up chungus behaviour but I'm quite certain we don't really need to accept cooking tips from an american

[dan @dnbtt]

a second Very Long Hair has hit my left eyebrow

[dan @dnbtt]

noticing an uptick in 45 minute lore analysis videos of 90 second game trailers, sorry but you will never be vaati