Dan Too Turnt

🌴🥥🌴🥥 gluten-free bride-to-be. one of those sesame street cupcakes you'd get at a bakery. snitchy-ass bitch. future troll dad. Crash apologist. #QotRRAlways

[Mela Yela @_melayela_]

The car scene with all the girls on “White Chicks”

[Alshon Jeffery the third (Rick) @burritolov3r69]

This miller lite of mine, I’m gonna let it shine

[Klara @klara_sjo]

There's so much beauty in the world.

Here are the beautiful snow capped mountains of Tennessee.

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

the next season of the white lotus should be about queen latifah going on vacation after being incorrectly told she only has three weeks left to live

[paige @BonerWizard]

Finally figured out who RFK Jr. reminds me of

[jimby 🌱☀️ @JimmyWhetzel]

chikorita fans we are in for a rough couple of months of slander. never falter. our diva needs us.

[Jamie @spacej_me]

coworker just told me she caused $5000 worth of damage to her car running over a frozen raccoon

[faye :P @fayedfazbear]

This is drag

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

The guy who blew up his cybertruck accidentally went to the wrong Las Vegas at first

Happy New Year

[matthew kerr @MatthewKerr_]

it’s actually really scary how misinformation is just out in the open like this and nobody bats an eye. i beg you all: please be wary of fake news. the lies we’re being fed are getting more and more sinister every day.

[Cybershell @Cybershell]

It has been brought to my attention that the "Lovense Lush 3 Vibrator" has clearly plagiarized the design of "The Asswatcher" I created in Spore Creature Creator sixteen years ago and, frankly, I believe I deserve some royalties.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

That was sitcom style timing LMFAOOOOOOOO

[Zach @zjfrank13]

Down
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Down the road
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Down the witches’ road
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[JuiceOne @JuiceSimpsons]

Moo Deng is going on Hot Ones

[สวนสัตว์เปิดเขาเขียว Khao Kheow Open Zoo @KhaokheowZoo]

毎日見てるだけです #หมูเด้ง

[Dan Too Turnt @dness91]

TikTok is putting ads at the end of videos. Ban it now!!!!!!!

[poletic kate @poetickate]

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

[Carter Christensen @CarterChristens]

the only thing fake about me, is this!