Dr. Farklestein

everyone's getting in relationships and I can't even find my other sock

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I've got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

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I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell

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I'm basically just a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind and high standards

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I stopped caring when I was like 3

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I love when people shut the fuck up

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my life is one big "wow ok"