torn between two worlds : a #hollanov smau
where nerd shane has had a crush on frat hayden for years until he meets the new frat president, ilya, at a party, after a lot of drinks and absolutely no recollection, he wakes up to his old crush and his new crush fighting over him.
au where Dr. Hollander misplaced his new ring somewhere in the hospital and the staff found it. there’s ‘S & I’ engraved on the inside. his whole department is nosy af + scrambles to figure out who ‘I’ is by observing his behavior around women whose names start with an I.
#hollanov smau / socmed
ilya gets drunk during a night out with the centaurs and accidentally posts something on his main account instead of his private account....
au where shane’s first date with a man is going terribly bc his date is a DICK. ilya & svet is at the table beside, she urges ilya to crash the convo bc wtf is this beautiful man still doing w a douche? ilya poses as shane’s friend and pulls him out of it.
fic idea: hollanov are teammates and another teammate of theirs sets shane up on a fake blind date to mess with him after he comes out, ilya overhears the whole thing and decides to show up and pretend to be the date which becomes the start of a love story none of them expected
single dad ilya who's trying to turn his babysitter shane into his sugar baby but shane, despite having a huge crush on ilya, assumes he's just really bad at figuring out how much money he owes shane and keeps giving it back....
#SAPNAP: dadnap gave me all his cooked genes. my dad is tall. me? not 6ft. my dad has nice tan skin. me? white as fuck. you know what dadnap did give me? bald. thanks dad you fucking dick
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