#george: wait, i have an idea, dream. what if you just married me? then i wouldn’t have to leave
#sapnap: that’s illegal. pretty sure you’re not allowed to marry someone just to get them in the country ☝️🤓
#george: but that’s not the only reason
#george: oh, i have a minecraft girlfriend now apparently
#dream: really? you have a minecraft girlfriend? what the hell?
#george: sorry…
#dream: george :/
#DREAM: why are you an idiot?
#GEORGE: i’m not
#DREAM: why are you not talking?
#GEORGE: why are you talking like that?
#DREAM: you’re ignoring me
#GEORGE: like you were talking to patches or something
#DREAM: you did NOT 💅
#GEORGE: don’t smell there you disgusting dog, what is wrong with you? i know it stinks but like, chill
#DREAM: first of all, it doesn’t stink. actually, i’ve washed my… basket ??
#DREAM: alright, good job. good boy. […] good boy
#GEORGE: stop. that’s weird
#GEORGE: just punch it in. good boy
#DREAM: i thought you said that was weird
#GEORGE: yeah, it’s weird when you do it, not when i do it
#DREAM: what hoodie were you wearing in that tiktok, george?
#GEORGE: uhh… the dream hoodie […]
#DREAM: were you just wearing it?
#GEORGE: no, i put it on specifically for the tiktok
#DREAM: wow… did you actually, or are you lying?
#GEORGE: no, i was just wearing it
#DREAM: in all seriousness i could cry right now. this is our channel, not mine. my life has completely changed in 3 months. i love every one of you, new or old. quarter of a million is special. thank you.