demi brennan

psalm 18:16 | d.b 💍

[demi brennan @dniesink]

The feminine urge to pack six extra pairs of underwear for my weekend trip just in case I shit myself three times each day that I’m gone

[demi brennan @dniesink]

I guess I don’t know how points work for fighting I just thought whoever fainted or threw up or died first lost. Anyways gg @jakepaul

[demi brennan @dniesink]

@pizzah000ligan @jakepaul @MikeTyson Speak your truth girl!!

[demi brennan @dniesink]

How much does it pay to be the girl that puts the Vaseline on @jakepaul and @MikeTyson eyebrows between their little tussles, asking for a friend

[demi brennan @dniesink]

Thank god Mike and Jake are taking a minute for water and wiping away their blood so I can check on my animal crossing villagers 🙏🏻

[demi brennan @dniesink]

Currently googling my moms exes

[Cash App @CashApp]

phone on DND, about to watch some women’s basketball

[Jean-Guy LaPatatte @JeanGuyQC]

Le P dans P Diddy c’est pour Pedophile

[demi brennan @dniesink]

I realized my last tweet was about getting covid and then I left so I hope no one thought i died oops

[demi brennan @dniesink]

Hey yall im back

[demi brennan @dniesink]

@paramountplus hey queens just letting you know survivor season 23 episode 12 isn’t working 😭 it lets you watch like the first min and then forces you to skip to episode 13

[demi brennan @dniesink]

@sixlilac @PatriotLadyTO @TheEpicDaveness @FOXLA I think they mean paying by scanning your card from the app instead of paying debit/ cash!

[demi brennan @dniesink]

Really can’t believe I got Covid via a @fourloko , just another space to scratch off on my bingo card of life

[demi brennan @dniesink]

Realized how spoiled my dogs are when I just referred to Remy’s “favorite fur pillow”

[demi brennan @dniesink]

Wish I would have seen this before, we left halfway through the movie and now I’m at home crying and watching animal videos ❤️ #SmileMovie

[J {then} ha 👩🏾‍💻 @HeshimaSpeaks]

If you are experiencing any type of serious mental health issues and going through a dark phase right now, do not go see the movie ‘Smile.’

[demi brennan @dniesink]

Was dissociating this morning but then at dinner the (intoxicated) bartender made me two special drinks and now I’m feeling better

[demi brennan @dniesink]

Post Nasal Drip is a distant cousin of @PostMalone

[demi brennan @dniesink]

$DemiBrennan

[Cash App @CashApp]

Maybe our hint was too easy. You got it, we’re dropping a 99% off Target Boost right now. QRT with your $cashtag to enter. Must be following @cashapp to win. #CashAppBoostWeek

[demi brennan @dniesink]

Ran our blood for fun at work and my amylase and lipase were high, I was confused but then I realized I had my first @fourloko this weekend 🫠

[demi brennan @dniesink]

Takes me about 15 of these types of shots to get a good one 🫠

[demi brennan @dniesink]

Idk what plum wine is but I just drank a glass and now I’m shopping for a juicy couture track suit