gorgeous little rat

Actually no; that’s not the truth, Ellen.

[gorgeous little rat @dnnymccrthy]

when i get airpods it's over for y'all. i'm never speaking to any of you again

[Abby Lee Miller @Abby_Lee_Miller]

To those of you I follow… I HATE seeing swear words online. You have been warned!!!

[gorgeous little rat @dnnymccrthy]

When I was in high school, someone on my track team called me a f*g. That’s why this Pride month, I’m partnering with Marlboro Cigarettes on their Limited Edition Pride Pack.

[gorgeous little rat @dnnymccrthy]

This is disgusting and abhorrent.

[Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com on Bsky @ErinInTheMorn]

Greg Abbot has officially directed Family and Protective Services to begin investigating all trans children in Texas and prosecuting their parents as child abusers.

He has also instructed all teachers, doctors, and caregivers to begin reporting any trans students they see.

[gorgeous little rat @dnnymccrthy]

@colbolivia HAHAHAH

[gorgeous little rat @dnnymccrthy]

@colbolivia I levitated briefly in the backseat of my mom’s minivan

[gorgeous little rat @dnnymccrthy]

POV: all the damage is superficial and you’re both just happy that everyone is okay.

[gorgeous little rat @dnnymccrthy]

POV: you’ve just been rear-ended by Khloe in the CVS parking lot

[gorgeous little rat @dnnymccrthy]

POV: she’s getting out to assess the damage and exchange information

[gorgeous little rat @dnnymccrthy]

Saw someone on here say Wordle is the sourdough starter of Omicron and I’ve been sick to my stomach ever since.

[gorgeous little rat @dnnymccrthy]

@colbolivia WORDLE

[gorgeous little rat @dnnymccrthy]

Wordle 200 3/6

⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨
⬜🟨🟨🟩🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[gorgeous little rat @dnnymccrthy]

No ‘Peacock’ - why

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

.@KatyPerry reveals the set list for her Las Vegas residency, ‘PLAY.’

The first show is tomorrow. 🍄

[gorgeous little rat @dnnymccrthy]

@marielcariker Was it Sonja’s dog or Tinsley’s

[gorgeous little rat @dnnymccrthy]

@oatmilktycoon Stop. This isn’t open mic night.

[gorgeous little rat @dnnymccrthy]

Screaming but also laughing at the fact that I spilled lentil soup on my suede clogs!!!

[gorgeous little rat @dnnymccrthy]

The salespeople at the Herald Square Zara could not care if you live or die and it’s an important reminder to receive once in a while.

[gorgeous little rat @dnnymccrthy]

I just want one conversation with those TikTok VIPList girls, and I genuinely think that it would fuel me for the rest of the year.

[gorgeous little rat @dnnymccrthy]

Obsessed with thinking about my gargantuan Latvian female ancestors!!!!

[gorgeous little rat @dnnymccrthy]

@whitsmithh Lmao JK my skin is bad today HAHA

[gorgeous little rat @dnnymccrthy]

My skin is looking pretty good so I’m excited to see which other part of my life implodes to keep the balance