Ryan

He/Him | Queer |

Sexually dissatisfied white.

CEO of being a silly little guy.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

My stupid chud summon who I hate

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @YPZBYDJCMKatyaa]

🩷

[for bisexuals @_forbisexuals]

that one biblically accurate bisexual

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Walking into a sex shop in a full wizard outfit and asking the employees where they keep the magic wands

[Ryan @dnr_ryan]

@femcels4jesus Could of said both of us but I see how it is

[Street Fighter 6 @StreetFighter]

Out of curiosity, I’m digging into how you responded to some of the characters here. Homeless Ken? Ryu from Streets? Juri’s… WHAT?!? I think that’s quite enough research.

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

I'm the cunt of the litter

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

I stuck my dick in a gelatinous cube and it melted my shit clean off

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.

[frankie steins gay uncle @kuntimora]

hearing someone refer to women as ‘females’ and this pops up over my head immediately

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson @MarTheMortal]

HItting this pose before I go on a seven game losing streak

[Ryan @dnr_ryan]

@femcels4jesus I had a dream about malort the other night

[Ryan @dnr_ryan]

@femcels4jesus You have to understand how sick that is

[Ryan @dnr_ryan]

@femcels4jesus I CANT LEARN TWO GAMES
BRAIN TOO SMALL

[Ryan @dnr_ryan]

@femcels4jesus I DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY IT

[joey @FKQ]

double texting isnt embarassing yall turned basic human enthusiasm into a social crime

[🌟 SANTA LUSIA 🌟 C0MMS CLOSED? @AndalusiaLu]

I'm so late to this #gambit

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

If I was rich I would make like a 100 of these things and just let them loose in the woods

[Ash @SantanaelChan]

BIG ASS COCKROACH IN MY WORKPLACE BATHROOM

MAMDANI I NEED YOU MAMDANI

@ZohranKMamdani @NYCMayor @JoeBiden

[Ryan @dnr_ryan]

@femcels4jesus I knew you were a real one