David Sievers (Parody)

This is a parody/cult leader account.

[David Sievers (Parody) @dnsievers]

@KevinEspiritu I noticed you showing up everywhere all of a sudden. Algo must know people are thinking about gardens right now.

[Aaron Rubin @aaronrubin]

The EIDL scammers are about to pivot to Tariff Refund scammers. DON'T GIVE ANYONE AUTHORITY TO GET YOUR REFUND OR TAKE A % OF THE REFUND.

If there are refunds to be had, people like me and @AlexYancher will show you how to get them for yourself.

[David Sievers (Parody) @dnsievers]

He may be 490 miles away but I'm pretty sure I just heard @BrandonPerna sigh of relief.

[David Sievers (Parody) @dnsievers]

@theisaacmed He said from his twitter account.

[David Sievers (Parody) @dnsievers]

@KevinEspiritu Why is everything you do cool?

[David Sievers (Parody) @dnsievers]

@iiiitsandrea Ew

[David Sievers (Parody) @dnsievers]

@LNKairport Just posting pictures of tarmacs now?

[David Sievers (Parody) @dnsievers]

you know that feeling when your board wants sales but won't approve marketing spend?

[David Sievers (Parody) @dnsievers]

@PeteRicketts @MarkwayneMullin How's that Argentina bailout going? Better than helping US farmers?

[David Sievers (Parody) @dnsievers]

@seanfrank Can you punch the guy doing the coffee tariffs please?

[David Sievers (Parody) @dnsievers]

@KevinEspiritu @epicgardening

[David Sievers (Parody) @dnsievers]

As an entrepreneur in Nebraska who buys a lot of coffee I was very happy to see Nebraska's own @RepDonBacon as part of the "No Coffee Tax Act" which will help keep the price of coffee reasonable for everyone, especially small, local roasters. PLEASE PASS THIS.

[David Sievers (Parody) @dnsievers]

@dexbonus @Strippin

[David Sievers (Parody) @dnsievers]

@theisaacmed GLP-1 requires nutrient supplementation.

[David Sievers (Parody) @dnsievers]

@hazan0608 If only there was a way to do both.

[David Sievers (Parody) @dnsievers]

@PeteRicketts Hey Pete Ricketts twitter intern, nobody believes for even a single second that this guys voting record is helping Nebraskans, reducing the deficit, or fiscally conservative.

[David Sievers (Parody) @dnsievers]

@nateliason Trust me, it doesn't take all night to make a kid.

[David Sievers (Parody) @dnsievers]

@KevinEspiritu Step up plant daddy.

[David Sievers (Parody) @dnsievers]

The beacon coming from the city on the hill was replaced by a golf course and can no longer shine on its own. Light bringers and morning stars will be needed to restore the light. 🏮