The Starman

Published fiction theorist. Freelance writer on Cracked. Creator of Gem Wars: Attack of the Jiblets.

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@uhohcrow @Starbucks Black Ops 1 and 2 on PS5. When we running Zombies?

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Robot Master design
#MegaManDO #DesignARobotMaster

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@AsDawnApproach @AGPamBondi @mattgaetz @mattgaetz — the same one that has his own sexual accusations to deal with? That’s like having a wolf watch the flock.

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@andiipoops Hi

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@RepClayHiggins The problem with your party AND you is that you DO kneel to Trump. After all he has done and said, you treat him as your savior and your god. You’re pathetic and you’re a coward. You’re also a traitor to the Real One Above All. May He have mercy on your soul.

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@orangejuulstice When I die, I know where I want to be buried.

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@SolaireWTS @TheSDPadresFan @crazyclips_ We need to see this guy’s recording.

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@kyra_wild 💀

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@TheSDPadresFan @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 I’m going to call it— the son will kill the step dad. See you all in a few years.

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Giving thanks to Corbin for all the music. This year I couldn't stop listening to Rot (feat. Corbin & Shlohmo). #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/lT4D18fiR7

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@AlbertG08160800 @thereddragon Simp.

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@daintytits Dead.

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@daintytits And feet! Because you want attention from the Real Freaks.

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@TheDailyTraderP @EFVnation @crazyclipsonly I’d rather lose my finger in its mouth than in its ass.

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@DrLavaYT This doesn’t make any sense. If he wanted to carry out that peaceful message, it should have been WaterBlue and LeafGreen released.

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@sweetsophiafit The perfect girl doesn’t exi— oh. I take it back.

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@naughtyloona @CovfefeChan No way those are yours. They don’t match up what’s on your page. Unless you had a huge growth spurt………..

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@sugarjenifer @JoeBiden https://t.co/5vb9bOfuZk

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@orangejuulstice Crying

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@DrewFromTV @bakerytxts Stop playing with me, bro!! That one hurt.