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burner boyz

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Not good, Lloyd

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Afternoon caffeine give me the strength

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In the office just listening to hotline bling

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On FT just kicking my feet in excitement

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As I close on the age of 24, I reflect on the life I’ve lived up to this point…

Holy fuck I’m goated

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Lowkey missed tweeting all the time on twitter dot com

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Strawberry ice cream in malibuuuuuu

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Bruh moment, USA.

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Just wanna thank the big G for making me the corniest and most chalant boy on the planet

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Waiting for her to text back and instead I get Q texting me a fuck ass sticker of Braden Appelhans

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WHAT IF I GO BROKE AND HAVE NO MORE RACKS TO SPEND ON YOUUUUUU

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That quirky white girl WILL save you

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He really the goat

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Ripped a shot of 42 just for iceman

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Sorry, can’t talk rn, listening to the absolute most gut wrenching music possible.

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Back to back mens league games https://t.co/gqpcLUHDl1

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Had a dream that Q ate all my pickled onions. Woke up pissed.

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Sometimes shawty has to be your antithesis

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Shawty come with me to canji and I’ll show you all the constellations you could ever dream of.

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Holding it down for Daniel Larson today.