a sassy dolphin

[a sassy dolphin @doIphintweets]

my brain in math

[a sassy dolphin @doIphintweets]

Me all through November and December https://t.co/ixKMZsMLRM

[a sassy dolphin @doIphintweets]

A bad time in your life does not determine your final destination, be strong.

[a sassy dolphin @doIphintweets]

Me all through November and December https://t.co/ixKMZsMLRM

[a sassy dolphin @doIphintweets]

October is almost Octover and I haven't picked out my costume, been to a haunted house, carved a pumpkin or even murdered anyone.

[a sassy dolphin @doIphintweets]

Use y=mx+b to calculate the slope of how down hill my life is going

[a sassy dolphin @doIphintweets]

fav this if u see it on ur tl (:

[a sassy dolphin @doIphintweets]

*video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know

[a sassy dolphin @doIphintweets]

@doIphintweets :(

[a sassy dolphin @doIphintweets]

I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.

[a sassy dolphin @doIphintweets]

@doIphintweets 😂

[a sassy dolphin @doIphintweets]

It’s too hot
*opens window*
in comes 20 flies,
8 spiders,
17 daddy long legs,
50 moths, 3 dragons
and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

[a sassy dolphin @doIphintweets]

I hate school because it’s that time of the year where you realize you aren’t just ugly, you’re also stupid.

[a sassy dolphin @doIphintweets]

Im ready for
🍁🍁🍁 🏈 🎃 👻
🍁 🏈🏈 🎃 👻
🍁🍁 🏈 🏈 🎃 👻
🍁 🏈🏈🏈 🎃 👻
🍁 🏈 🏈 🎃🎃🎃👻👻👻

[a sassy dolphin @doIphintweets]

october-december is the best part of the year dont argue with me about this

[a sassy dolphin @doIphintweets]

"on average, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you”

poor unfortunate souls

[a sassy dolphin @doIphintweets]

how is august about to end so fast it literally started 2 seconds ago http://t.co/KwRsIcyc63

[a sassy dolphin @doIphintweets]

my computer screen is brighter than my future

[a sassy dolphin @doIphintweets]

when you hear your mom saying the house needs cleaning