the human spider

MY MAiN GOAL iS TO BLOW UP AND ACT LiKE i DONT KNOW NOBODY.

[Mr. Carter @sc]

Too many ..Fab , black people really magic . Mac Miller nice too though .

[the human spider @do_kenny]

goons chat go brazy

[jynx @jynxbby]

i hate a man with a group chat. tf y'all talking bout in there

[the human spider @do_kenny]

this girl i’m talking to is so freaking cool. i’m disgusted.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I'm sprung

[the human spider @do_kenny]

thiddies in your face from a baddie you really like gotta be like top 5 life experiences

[the human spider @do_kenny]

but i didn’t text her back cause women are scary 😔

[the human spider @do_kenny]

just got home, made a million dollars from my pop up and had one of the baddest shordies get my number and text me lmao, i’m about to sleep like this tonight

[the human spider @do_kenny]

i should call her

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

some people like to be wined and dined.
i prefer to be smothered & covered.

[the human spider @do_kenny]

this girl i’ve been mingling with called me sugar today and it got me like LMFAOOOO

[the human spider @do_kenny]

@gabbyhedrick lmao wtf does that mean ?!

[the human spider @do_kenny]

i can’t come back to the states. i will wither away to nothing.

[the human spider @do_kenny]

my gristle flew too close to the sun this past weekend

[the human spider @do_kenny]

my favorite pastime is getting drunk and trauma dumping via dating apps

[the human spider @do_kenny]

me turning dry january into monsoon january

[the human spider @do_kenny]

i’d rather eat glass than try to date in this day and age.

[the human spider @do_kenny]

i forgot my mom’s birthday and it was 10 days ago, what the fuck is wrong with me. 🙃

[the human spider @do_kenny]

how much theraflu can i take before i see the hat man