your local screw up

[your local screw up @doae_ji]

it really aint that serious man

[hj ₊ ⊹✮.*🪩:.𖥔 ݁ @geminim00n11]

clarity by zedd to asians is what mr brightside by the killers is to white people

[Liam 🇵🇸 @Hezbolsonaro]

Three grand soups and the giga hitler rape soup

[your local screw up @doae_ji]

Its so frustrating being a loser

[your local screw up @doae_ji]

off that wellbutrin who want me

[pictoria vark @pictoriavark]

had a moment washing dishes where i believed maybe for the first time ever that so long as i’m alive, i get to try again and do it differently, and it made me genuinely weep. then i picked up my phone and hopped between instagram and tiktok for 2 hours

[Skrillex @Skrillex]

Yeah I'm EMO who fucking cares

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

@_anupa this shit took me forever

[n @myloversprayer]

2 months left in the year… time flies when ur smoking a lot of weed and trying not to actively kys

[fawn @fawnncel]

wait why are ppl trying to normalize the infantilization of the glorification of the gentrification of the justification of the commodification of consumerism which perpetuates religion psychosis and overstimulates my niche theory

[your local screw up @doae_ji]

a crush is just a lack of information

[🦢 @meishato]

when your stomach is really mad at you and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

[ria✧˖° @love_wbb]

i didn’t realize how many people around me are in religious psychosis until yesterday

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

unfathomably based reddit interaction i just found

[Paris @goodyhilton]

The greatest blessing in the world is when women start asking you random questions

[your local screw up @doae_ji]

hunger is the best seasoning

[Alex @midsmoker34]

I hate rocking japanese denim and drinking Guinness with my loved ones. Oh and I hate taking shrooms on the weekend and looking at bugs outside too. April fucking fools

[frankie @frankieats]

finally completed a very important task i’ve been avoiding for several months. it took 8 minutes and zero effort on my part and i felt immediate and immense relief. i probably won’t learn from this