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[🤓🙀👍 @doakvals]

POV: you walk into a room. Inside, the person who is your worst enemy. It is Evil Garfield. He is so evil and hates lasagna but loves Mondays. He slowly turns around. You see that he is holding a mirror. Maybe you are his worst enemy. Sharing a bowl of oats in silence.

[𝑵𝑼𝑳𝑳 @EightDollarPint]

Nuke Melbourne call that a Naarmageddon

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

This weekend I saw a great movie about a cyclops being tricked by a clever leader and his minions

I figure I’ll see the Odyssey next weekend

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Saturday morning. Practicing my drink holding in case anyone invites me to a party later

[mitch 🍔 @B0YWINNER]

THEY ARE TAKING MY BURGER!!!! FUCK!!!!!! HELP!!!!!

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[via @atrophicbtrfly]

if i won the lottery i wouldn't tell anybody but there would be signs

[🤓🙀👍 @doakvals]

@4wheelpianocar You can’t do this in NZ anymore because of woke

[Adam‼️ @door_insurance]

Evenings are for FUN. Work is for GOING ON YOUR PHONE.

[Matt Slotnick @matt_slotnick]

the most confusing part of the odyssey is how this took 10 years

[Internationally Renowned Cartoonist @shadowfan198]

If you do pub trivia and your team is like eight people you should kill yourself

[mary🪲 @yeonjunneez]

not even kidding whatever interest you have at 14 will actually stick with you forever

[🤓🙀👍 @doakvals]

@sawyer914929019 so glad you are surviving the war

[Tiare @Tiare_MP]

All New Zealanders are Spanish today as most of us still haven’t forgiven the French for the Rainbow Warrior

[beowulf 🐺 @howlidae]

social media phenomenon

[Gummibär The Gummy Bear @imagummybear]

On this day 20 years ago, July 14, 2006, I was born into this world!

LET'S CELEBRATE!!! 💚🎂🎉

[🤓🙀👍 @doakvals]

@4wheelpianocar The customer is always right.

[Lucy Dacus @lucydacus]

he will be more useful to this earth as the dirt he will become

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

i could never be a gambler i just spent money on pastries that weren’t even that good and my chest started to hurt

[zoe @lestertoes]

being 9 really is the most important age, because at that age u will create a password that u will use for the rest of ur life

[trash jones @jzux]

no offense to horses but if someone led me to water i would drink to be polite

[🤓🙀👍 @doakvals]

@turnifi Don’t worry I’d tell you if you looked gay