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there is a $5 charge per DM sent.

[Hero. @Finessaveli]

I see no lie

[j. @doasplitonit]

Every stairwell in Austin smells like piss and shit

[j. @doasplitonit]

I haven’t had a roommate in like 5 years

[j. @doasplitonit]

Had a dream that I was back in college and had roommates again. I woke up in a panic.

[j. @doasplitonit]

Her butt cheeks look glued together

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Denise Rocha is a practicing lawyer by day and OnlyFans model by night: “I receive more than 70 requests daily to represent unfaithful spouses”

[j. @doasplitonit]

If ya ain’t gotta waterpik then you need to step up your oral hygiene game

[j. @doasplitonit]

This next level chef show is so good

[j. @doasplitonit]

@AvalonHaans Literally. I don’t understand these articles

[j. @doasplitonit]

Aye idk who needs to hear this but when you come to stop sign you’re supposed to stop and yield to any oncoming traffic.. not just pull out and expect oncoming traffic to yield to you.

[j. @doasplitonit]

White privilege is shooting up a school and getting articles like this posted about you to gain sympathy

[Raphousetv (RHTV) @raphousetv2]

Shooter Audrey Hale's parents 'couldn't accept' their daughter's trans identity: new report

[j. @doasplitonit]

My favorite sex position is a bit of an adjustment but it will work for me as I have to get my hands in on this project

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

This man in Texas holding up a sign is going viral and I hope the local news finds him and gives him the airtime he deserves

[j. @doasplitonit]

Recording yourself crying and then posting it on the internet is insane behavior

[j. @doasplitonit]

WOKE UP THIS MORNING SAID IMMA GET IT

[j. @doasplitonit]

This new season of love is blind is so cringey

[j. @doasplitonit]

She just feelin the music

[j. @doasplitonit]

I really hate the flashlight and camera button on the iPhone Lock Screen

[j. @doasplitonit]

@SolBrothanumba2 Na fr. One time I checked into a hotel and someone’s dirty drawers were hanging on the shower head in the bathroom 🤮🤢

[j. @doasplitonit]

The first shit you take after coming home after traveling for an extended time>>>>>>>

[j. @doasplitonit]

People standing up as soon as the plane parks will never not irritate me.