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[FOX Weather @foxweather]

RAGING WATERS 🚨: Waters in the Guadalupe River are rushing this morning in Kerrville, Texas as communities battle Flash Flood Emergencies. Relentless and life-threatening flash flooding is continuing to slam the Lone Star State.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"My intention is to grow with the company"

Receives a job offer with higher pay :

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

Realest nigga in the game.

[That Catholic Guy 🇻🇦 @Catholic_bro]

Just in case there were any demons lurking

[Soldier_Boy_Groyper @CGroyper12400]

Not to glaze, but this might be one of the Top 10 Greatest Tweets of All Time…

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Getting paid while there’s still money left from the last paycheck feels like unlocking a bonus level in adulthood

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How it feels to say "okay" instead of arguing

[The Knowledge Archivist @KnowledgeArchiv]

''If a perfectly moral man entered this world, he would be humiliated and impaled''

— Plato 400 years before Christ

[STONERS R US 🍃 @_StonersRUs_]

😢

[OLA🙂‍↕️ @ABJ_psycho]

when she tellin a story and she accidentally reveal a piece of information she lied about a few months ago but you gotta play it cool cause you building the RICO

[Christ is King @ChristisKing]

CHRIST

IS

KING

[Truth_teller 🇷🇺 @Truthtellerftm]

Check out the fortress of Zion where Netanyahu and his band of thugs hide while their country is getting levelled!

They did their best to hide the location underground in Tel Aviv, but failed.

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

The transmission is being sent.

I take it seriously.

[AB @AB84]

babe wake up

[AB @AB84]

"Believe all women" was a wild time

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😑

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

This is why two sticks of RAM cost $900 😭

[BowTiedMara @BowTiedMara]

Marco Rubio managing Venezuela, Cuba, and Iran: