Nick Dobson

[Nick Dobson @dobson_15]

Excited for the next chapter! I want to thank the @winklerflyers @weyburnredwings and @CranbrookBucks for the best 3 years of my life and a big thank you to all my teammates, coaches and billets over the years for supporting me along the way.

[Winkler Flyers @winklerflyers]

🚨 COMMITTED🚨 The Flyers would like to congratulate defenseman Nick Dobson on his commitment with Concordia University of Edmonton Hockey Program for next season! Congrats Nick, we're excited to see what you do next! Read more: https://t.co/KDbcePmpE1 #FlyWithUs #FightForGordie

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I’ve never seen anything like the Epstein files in my life

-Raped
-Cannibalized
-Trafficked
-Filmed
-Terrorized
-Tortured
-Murdered
-13, 14, 15 year children

ZERO arrests

I don't understand how we're not having a global revolution right now.

[Weyburn RED WINGS - SJHL @weyburnredwings]

🚨🚨🚨 THE RED WINGS ARE HEADED TO THE CANTERRA SEEDS CUP 🚨🚨🚨

#WeyburnRedWings #SJHL #CanterraSeedsCup

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

After Macklin Celebrini scored, Make-A-Wish kid Luke Schumann who was hosted by the Sharks was yelling “that’s my friend” 🥹

Last week, the Sharks granted Schumann’s wish to meet Celebrini 🫶

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

“Let me get this straight, you can buy a burrito on an interest-free instalment plan?”

“That’s right, and we’re not even based in the Chipotle store.”

“So, you finance this by packaging the burrito instalment loans into Burrito CDO A, which has part of Burrito CDO B and both get put into Burrito CDO C?”

“Yeah. The original loans are backed by burritos. Chicke. Pork. Carne Asada. Whatever. But Burrito CDO C is a synthetic Burrito CDO. A CDO of Burrito CDOs.”

“Ok, let’s say we have an underlying pool of $10,000 in burritos. How much money could be out there betting on instalment loans and your synthetic burrito CDOs?”

“Probably $100,000,000.”

“C’mon! How much bigger is the market for burrito instalment loans than actual edible real-life cheesy burritos?”

“At least 100x.”

“That is fucking crazy.”

“No, it’s awesome.”

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Canada!

[Charestiste🇨🇦🍁 @RealAlbanianPat]

No matter your political stance attacking your opponents family and especially children is insane

[Gryffix 🇳🇱 🇪🇺 @Gryffix]

Americans are so oblivious to their effect on the world and so offended when you point it out to them

[zeke 🇨🇦 @AverageFan_Z]

I HOPE PREMIER TRUMP OF THE 11TH PROVINCE WAS WATCHING THAT 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🍁

WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE 🫎🫎🫎🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE OUR SPORT 🏒🏒🏒🏒🏒🏒🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁

[NHL @NHL]

CANADA ARE #4NATIONS FACE-OFF CHAMPIONS! 🇨🇦

[Sam @samanthacp_]

lol booing the anthem of the country you're threatening to annex is the most on brand, brain dead american thing possible

[G* @1GeekStarr]

Brady gave up his family here

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This holding a call was basically a turnover. The NFL has to fix this. Takes points right off the board probably for Buffalo. Explain this @nflcommish

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

JOSH ALLEN

[Matt #OUT @MattTalkToEm]

STEFON DIGGS DID IT AGAIN????

[Mike Gould @miketgould]

I can see how Zayne Parekh may have conflicted with Hockey Canada's strategy for the World Juniors, seeing as how he is a proven winner who scores a lot and also wins

[KDG 🧀🦌 @Official414]

The 3rd Doctor he went to see for an opinion

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

"Terrorism" if it's a CEO, but "unfixable" if it's school children.