Joe “the Dong” Thornton 1500 games. Holy shit dude. You gotta have serious pipe in your tommy bahama shorts to last that long in the league. When he started playing cell phones were the size of microwaves. You had to wait for rain just to shower. What a beast this guy. Remarkable
I can't wait till I'm 45 coming to Faster Horses with my wife in our RV making breakfast for our 20 yr old neighbors so they don't die, watching all the young drunk people make a fool of themselves and just saying damn honey , that was me back in the day, don't tell the kids.
You can fit the entire population of Croatia in a taco truck and they came out and kicked England’s hopes under the refrigerator like a fallen ice cube. You’ve got to think prince harry isn’t getting his tip touched for a long time after this one. Bloody hell. Croatia advances.
Was writing my McDavid 100 pt tweet and this kid gets his zoey 101st point in the process. Imagine if this machine played back when goalies wore pizza boxes as pads and were shitfaced in net? He’d have 25,000 career points. He is Sonic chili cheesedog disgusting at this sport
Ever wonder why Mat Barzal has a gazillion points this year? Kid has an international airport in each of his legs. JFK and LaGuardia airports are in his fucking legs. Imagine not drafting this kid? You gotta be a special type of idiot to pass up this guy. Easily squats 20 plates
“Yeah hey mom, haven’t seen ya in 2 months and I wasn’t able to be home for christmas.. just wanted to say thanks for everything, we did it”. Put this tweet to bed, terrible attempt. https://t.co/Ytdq65tK5z