Albert Dobson

Bassist at Red Halo. puppet master. seeker of souls. I and the land are one. ✌👣

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@MAGAVoice What's a "high intensity jail"? He should actually try to get used to those bars. The ones in his future aren't going to be gold. However, I'm sure his attire will match perfectly with his skin tone.

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@_InfoGram_ Obama got Osama. Checkmate! Keep trying though.

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@LightOnLiberty I don't believe any commenters have ever been to DC. Unless you are where the historic buildings and monuments are, the rest of DC is a shit hole. Always has been. It smells there because the orange Jesus and all his bootlickers are there stinking up the place.

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@WUTangKids To be fair, somebody has to graduate at the bottom of the class

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@AscensoInfinitx Sure is a lot of meat on those ribs. Musta been a big gal. 😋

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@Sahar393815 It's where my ex wife got her nickname from.

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@otokyo The opening credits on Hee Haw.

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@batoneke The scene where she is about to sit down, shoes suddenly appear and disappear on her feet. Bad AI.

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@Mente_Alpha_ How to you know that you've picked the right God to worship? What if you got to heaven and find out you were following the wrong one this whole time? Religion has no place in government. It's dangerous. That's how wars start. Going to go with my gut. I pick the blue one.

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@lady_valor_07

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@historyrock_ Paul Stanley's cracked mirror??

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@donkoclock Conehead.

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@lady_valor_07 They pay a percentage to the bus person, dishwasher, etc. When I go out to a place that has $50 meals, I have always had excellent wait staff that was very attentive. Treated me like royalty and, met every request. They deserve no less than 20%.

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@lady_valor_07 Like it or, not. Agree or, disagree, tipping is protocol in the food service industry in the U. S. The custom is 15-20%. Abide by the expected custom. Just like you're expected to do anywhere else. If you were born in the U. S., and you can't tip appropriately, stay home.

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@JesusChryslerII She is creepy. There's something just creepy about this woman.

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@donkoclock Lyin' lap dog, cheerleader! Or, Goebbels in one word.

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@Hokie20121207 @TVNewsNow "An actual man would simply acknowledge the poor taste of the joke in light of recent events and move on"
You do realize that the joke was made a week ago. Before the event.

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@Daisyaim173920 @LoreCardenasX Why? Is he scooping them up with his feet?

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@MysteryPulls @konstructivizm Because it's closer.

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@historyinmemes You wouldn't want to try and send it to outer space because of the possibility of a malfunctioning rocket that doesn't make it up there. Maybe they should pack it in smaller containers and put them in a dried up fracking well.