docTheWitch

Voice actor🎙|Food monger👨🏾‍🍳 🍲|anime👾👽 | alcohol connoisseur🥃 | Special grade curse🎍⛩ I’m rather dirty minded, so bear with me🤝

[docTheWitch @doc_TheWitch]

Days 2/21 of showing you I’m a voice actor/ voiceover 🤓📍

[docTheWitch @doc_TheWitch]

@MTN180 @MTNNG I’m sayin that I could renew with 30-33gb untouched

[docTheWitch @doc_TheWitch]

@MTNNG please come and answer
How is it that with 3 devices I could use 120gb and renew with 33gb untouched
But now with just 2 of said 3, 120 gb finished 3 weeks in?????????
How please!!
And no. I didn’t change decides, I even abandoned one. So explain @MTNNG

[docTheWitch @doc_TheWitch]

@MTN180 @MTNNG Mr Joseph. My activities have a routine. And my online affairs have reduced. I demand a reasonable explanation. Not this nonsense yoire spewing. Why is 120gb no longer sustainable with negligible change in online activity

[docTheWitch @doc_TheWitch]

Hmm
This story no clear sha😂
So how long does it take to transfer money?

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

I was getting food with a man. When we were done, he went to the loo & I asked the waitress for the bill. With shock and disbelief, she said “you’re paying???”

I nodded and started transferring but before I finished, he came back & gave her his card.

She said with relief, “Ehnehn, why will you pay?”

All of us burst out laughing. 😂😂

[docTheWitch @doc_TheWitch]

😂😂

[docTheWitch @doc_TheWitch]

They really should rename Lagos “bikini bottom”

[docTheWitch @doc_TheWitch]

Is it just my browser or has Cloudfare be extremely active and disruptive this month????

[docTheWitch @doc_TheWitch]

dear @piggyvest
If you can receive money from Opay, you can fucking send money to Opay!
Put them on the bloody roster

[docTheWitch @doc_TheWitch]

@MTNNG doesn’t it make you feel just a little bit ashamed??

[docTheWitch @doc_TheWitch]

I’m not sure T-Mobile or AT&T have ever held a conference to tell their users why their data can never be sufficient 🤡🤡

Na who them deceive nae be mumu

Companies only do PR when they have something to hide
Service providers that don’t have service

[docTheWitch @doc_TheWitch]

Nigeria’s such a funny place

You see two people, barely making ends meet on their own.

Getting married, HAVING CHILDREN

And when you ask them
“What’s your plan”?

“We go de do am small small de go”
😂😂😂

[docTheWitch @doc_TheWitch]

God forbid

[Brown sugar🦢 @bigmissbrownnn]

I have an attitude and you’re giving me SPACE???
What happened to putting me on your lap and kissing me?

[docTheWitch @doc_TheWitch]

I’m not sure T-Mobile or AT&T have ever held a conference to tell their users why their data can never be sufficient 🤡🤡

Na who them deceive nae be mumu

Companies only do PR when they have something to hide
Service providers that don’t have service
Nonsense

[docTheWitch @doc_TheWitch]

@Almustarpher @Chi_Chinonyerem Precisely!!

[docTheWitch @doc_TheWitch]

The first season is to keep unbelievers away!❤️

[Chinonyerem-Senpai @Chi_Chinonyerem]

KINGDOM HOT TAKE 🔥 Let’s Have it

[docTheWitch @doc_TheWitch]

Menos grandé changes the aura of any conversation
At least until they became useless

[Yeagerist 💫 @chima54777]

Which of these are the worst threats to go up against

[docTheWitch @doc_TheWitch]

It’s really funny when you see the tweets of the most horrible woman you know😂

You love love ? You! Satan??😂😂

[docTheWitch @doc_TheWitch]

This may seem weird or dumb maybe
But somehow it occurred to me that Abokis always being on the other end of ‘wrong numbers’ and this terrorism wahala aren’t two unrelated events.

Cos I’m mean. It’s been happening for years

[docTheWitch @doc_TheWitch]

Guess you never saw twilight

[Eyan Buruku Oloko Eshin👹 @RadicalJimmah]

Cringiest show of all time.

[🩸 🐾 🐾 @SuckaFreeNickxx]

Damn near gotta molest me