iDubbbz dropping a Content Cop on H3H3 even though the entire internet thinks he's cringe and unfunny now, but H3's career still gets destroyed anyways:
My boyfriend eats me out in the shower every morning and I've started waking up wet before the alarm even goes off
This is a brag. I know it's a brag. I don't care.
So my boyfriend moved into my apartment two months ago and the first morning he was there he got on his knees in the shower and ate me out while the hot water ran down my back and I came so hard I had to put both hands on the tile to stay upright. I thought it was a one time thing, a special occasion, first morning together type deal.
it was not a one time thing.
every single morning. EVERY morning. the alarm goes off, we get in the shower together, and before I even reach for the shampoo he's on his knees with the water hitting his back and his mouth on my pùssy like it's his favorite thing in the world and based on the sounds he makes...
I played goalie in hockey and soccer and was a catcher for forever and here's the thing: you will lose your mind because you talk to yourself constantly
Bleh I miss the feeling of Halloween. every year it feels as if holidays are being forced in and out faster and faster by corps to sell stuff months in advance and when the days themselves arrive they aren’t being celebrated or decorated & the magic has gone nobody trick or treats much & nobody decorates if ever just feels numb I digress sign to go to bed before sad sleepy baked thoughts lol
Techno really was a fucking legend, he knew Dream was cheating, acted like he striped logs in a COMPETITION WORTH EVERYTHING, played it as a joke and STILL beat Dreams cheating ass. He could of ruined his entire career anytime but didn’t to avoid drama what a fucking GOAT
Just played six hours of cyberpunk, did all the gigs possible at the start of the game so I wonder how Jackie feels watching me run past him at the food stand and not come back for like four days with extensive new body modifications and an anti-tank rifle on my back
Man I swear my haters fall into one of two categories they wish they could be me or are mad they couldn’t fuck me! Smh 🤦♀️
Don’t become a hater~ bend me over~ 💋