Dr. Bees

[Dr. Bees @doc_beez]

Caufield-Suzuki-Slaf
Newhook-Larkin-Demidov

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

https://t.co/3M9dl1OQiO

[Dr. Bees @doc_beez]

@BaldwynXander Prospect rankings don’t win you Stanley Cups, bro.

[Dr. Bees @doc_beez]

What if the Habs offered up Hage, Zharovsky, Engstrom and Dach’s RFA status for Brayden Point?

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Newhook-Point-Slaf
Anderson-Danault-Evans
Texier-Beck-Bolduc

Hutson-Dobson
Matheson-Carrier
Guhle-Reinbacher

[Dr. Bees @doc_beez]

@TronCarterNLU Who wins more future majors - Ludvig or JT?

[Dr. Bees @doc_beez]

@PatineGagnon @JFreshHockey @coreypronman @TheAthleticNHL Regardless your opinion of JFresh, it is incredibly obvious Corey Pronman has no clue how scouting works.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Microsoft SharePoint is a living nightmare.

[Dr. Bees @doc_beez]

Official Garrett Rank told Jakub Dobes that he’s fine if he dies.

[Eric Engels @EricEngels]

Official Kyle Rehman told Alex Lyon he'd protect him right before that last sequence. Then he called Bolduc for going into his crease--even if he never touched Lyon--and gave Bolduc an extra minor for roughing. That's why Sabres got a power play out of that.

[Dr. Bees @doc_beez]

How does Montreal end up on the PK after Bolduc got bludgeoned by like 4 guys?

[Dr. Bees @doc_beez]

Just fucking bench Caufield. He’s completely and utterly in his own head at this point and can’t help the team.

Roll Suzuki, Danault and Evans at center between four pairs of wingers.

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Newhook-Dach
Anderson-Texier
Veleno-Bolduc

[Dr. Bees @doc_beez]

Celebrini-Thomas-Barzal
Tavares-Scheifele-Vilardi
Holloway-O’Reilly-Cozens
Finnie-Minten-Brown

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Matechyuk-Demelo

Greaves
Talbot

Even if they don’t get any second round guys (Konecny? Sanheim?)Team Canada should stomp the World Championships.

[Dr. Bees @doc_beez]

These guys need to stop baiting penalties. This isn’t the NBA. Stop diving.

[Dr. Bees @doc_beez]

Leafs winning first overall pick after going to commercial with one ping pong ball left?

[Dr. Bees @doc_beez]

@TheRealPJClark Only reason they didn’t make Cink captain is they want him eligible to play.

[Dr. Bees @doc_beez]

So Hagel can haul down Matheson with no penalty but Guhle can’t even touch Guentzel?

Your refs are trash, @NHL.

[Dr. Bees @doc_beez]

Good call making Furyk captain to keep Cink eligible to play in the Ryder Cup.

[PGA TOUR Champions @ChampionsTour]

Closing birdie for momentum 👏

@stewartcink will sleep on a three-shot lead, chasing his second major title in three weeks @RegionsTrad.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Dr. Bees @doc_beez]

@WhatChaosShow @spetershockey @DJ_Bean @PeteBlackburn @shawn_depaz Holloway-McDavid-Hyman
Podz-Drai-McLeod
RNH-Roslovic-Kapanen
Lazar-Samanski-Brown

Ekholm-Bouchard
Kulak-Broberg
Nurse-Emberson

Blackwood
Ingram

What could have been…

[Matt Schick @ESPN_Schick]

Brendan Sorsby has entered a gambling addiction program for sports betting, which could end his college career.

The second paragraph of this story is remarkable.

[Dr. Bees @doc_beez]

John Chayka? The restauranteur?

[OverDrive @OverDrive1050]

"Keith Pelley claimed this will be his biggest hire.. and the search firm spits out John Chayka. How is that the name they got?" 👀

O-Dog is questioning the Maple Leafs' search firm's finalists for the team's management

#LeafsForever

[Dr. Bees @doc_beez]

@garrett_TFE @AlanShipnuck Yeah, the Asian Tour.