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[doc haynes @doc_haynes]

@realDonaldTrump Odd how everyone else handled the ramp just fine.

<sarcasm font> Your excuse doesn’t sound like fake news at all. </sarcasm font> Lol

[doc haynes @doc_haynes]

@DavidForden @WilliamShatner His name was James Penny, not Penney. Where did you even come up with that nonsense?

Google can be a great ally and it might just save you from embarrassing yourself.

[doc haynes @doc_haynes]

@WilliamShatner Seriously, Bill.
I sincerely offer to help you if you are willing to admit that you have a serious problem.
I’ll sponsor you and shit.
We are very worried after seeing this video.
I’ll call you captain if it helps.
This video seriously looks like a cry for help.
I’ll help if

[doc haynes @doc_haynes]

@WilliamShatner Wow.
I created a computer app that is intended to keep us from talking like an asshole on social media whe we are way too drunk.
Billy, I’m not trying to sell you this program.
I’m not trying to sell to anyone at this time.
But damn Billy, you need a program or an intervention.

[doc haynes @doc_haynes]

@realDonaldTrump It sure would have been nice if the founding fathers had included provisions in our #USConstitution to keep presidents from using the office for personal financial gain.

[doc haynes @doc_haynes]

@Corrina52529646 @TanyaSpeigel @WilliamShatner Nimoy* not Nemoy.

[doc haynes @doc_haynes]

@PinkNPrivate @miri_plt @WilliamShatner 85 percent white actors.
90 percent white male writers.
Great show, but please let’s not act like it was more diverse than it actually was.
🖖✌️

[doc haynes @doc_haynes]

@realDonaldTrump You know, if I were a founding father of America, I would have put something in our constitution that would prohibit presidents from endorsing products while holding office.
But I guess I’m just weird that way.

[doc haynes @doc_haynes]

@SamuelLJackson Martial lawed in Riverside CA.
Phone buzzed and I thought it was an amber alert, no, it was the Sheriff declaring a 6pm to 6 am curfew.
That’s martial law.
I’m white, so they’d just warn me if I’m out, but I guarantee that you would not be treated the same.
Its wrong. Sorry. ☹️🤬

[doc haynes @doc_haynes]

@EdKrassen Your opinion is not constitutional.
There is no clause or amendment that strips a citizen of their right to vote in our democratic republic due to incarceration.
You are speaking as if our rights are a gift from the state.
They are not.

[doc haynes @doc_haynes]

@EdKrassen Russia and Saudi Arabia are (and have been for decades) two of the largest sex trafficking countries in the world. Those women who pissed on Trump, were more likely to have been slaves than willing participants.
And let’s not forget Trump’s buddy Jeffrey Epstein.

[doc haynes @doc_haynes]

@StephenKing I wish you would have made this with Netflix or Amazon. I already pay them every month. Now I have to pay CBS if I want to watch this.
M O O N. That spells, going broke due to streaming services.
All that being said, I congratulate and thank you for revisiting this story.

[doc haynes @doc_haynes]

@kanyewest Every plantation needs overseers in order to keep the #CottonPicking running smoothly among the “workers”.
#Massa is here to help ya’ll.

[doc haynes @doc_haynes]

@iamcardib @StephenAtHome I think @kanyewest should deliver the SOTU address.
I hear he’s a genius and like a smart person, just like @realDonaldTrump.
🤔
How could this possibly go wrong?
(Rhetorical Question/Sarcasm/Satire/Alternate Universe)

[Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior]

If so, then indict Bannon now, instead of letting him continue his world tour of propping up fascists while armed with intel he obtained through his White House position

[Neal Katyal @neal_katyal]

A simple 3 step guide to understanding the morning’s news:
1. Read tweet below
2. Read Mueller indictment of Roger Stone
3. Ask yourself why a sitting President of the US would have felt compelled to tweet the below. At some point, # of criminals surrounding Trump not coincidence

[doc haynes @doc_haynes]

@StephenKing #Twitterbation
Come on, Stephen, that was an easy one and pure comedy gold.

[doc haynes @doc_haynes]

@EdKrassen You talk as if Catholics follow the teachings of Jesus.
Do you really think Jesus was a child molester or that he would cover up the crimes of child molesters?
The Catholic Church is corrupt and deplorable, regardless of which state or country they are operating in.

[doc haynes @doc_haynes]

@realDonaldTrump Why is Mike Pence and Trump’s cabinet getting paid during #TrumpShutdown?

[doc haynes @doc_haynes]

@Bornabrit1 @BeanieToddPS Next week @realDonaldTrump will just claim that he never said that and @FoxNews will never air the interview again. #TrumpFans will agree that he never said it and then they will avoid watching the hundreds of YouTube videos that we share to remind them.
#PidgeonCheckers