Richard Cranium

Dirtball since November 2017. There Are Always.

[Richard Cranium @Doc_Longshaft]

All cops do is ruin people’s lives

[Robert Littal BSO @BSO]

LAPD Shoot a F*cking Golden Doodle After Being Called to Apartment Because a Woman Was Celebrating the Knicks Winning the NBA Finals a Little Too Loudly; Even Though There Were TEN Cops on The Scene They Claim They Were in Fear For Their Lives (Vid) ==> https://t.co/jd8rrCmxTZ

[Richard Cranium @Doc_Longshaft]

Is this Jordan Hudson’s mom?

[Sal Licata @sal_licata]

Spent a few minutes with legendary NFL HC Bill Parcells & his girlfriend today at the Belmont in Saratoga. Interview coming soon on the Sal Licata Show YouTube channel

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Let me be perfectly clear:

If you jerk off, you will die.

[Richard Cranium @Doc_Longshaft]

Someone get this clown back on Cocaine and fast!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

MJ's delusional fanbase & underlings in the media have been using LeBron's Finals record without any context to shit on him for the last 20 years but are acting like Rich Paul committed a terrorist attack for saying MJ wouldn't win without Pippen, which he didn't.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Michael Jordan career W-L record:

With Scottie Pippen: 631-228 (73.5%)
Without Scottie Pippen: 194-198 (49.5%)

#FraudAlert

[Dirty Sports @TheDirtySports]

The NBA Fix For Old Heads

[Zach Kruse @zachkruse2]

Since ST coaches love acronyms, here's one to hang on the wall:

"The 5 S's"

Stop
Sacrificing
Seasons (due to)
Shitty
Special teams

[Richard Cranium @Doc_Longshaft]

Being a War Criminal?

[American Values 🇺🇸 @AVGirl4Life]

What is the #1 thing Obama will be remembered for?

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

The craziest part about the Celtics choking a 3-1 lead is that Tom Brady has a worse playoff passer rating than Kirk Cousins.

[Richard Cranium @Doc_Longshaft]

2 more seasons of Van Bust.

[CheeseheadTV 🧀 @cheeseheadtv]

5th year option, secured 🤝

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

LeBron James would have to miss his next 2,207 consecutive 2pt shots to fall below Michael Jordan’s career 2pt%.

LeBron James would have to miss his next 488 consecutive 3pt shots to fall below Michael Jordan’s career 3pt%.

LeBron is a better shooter than MJ and it’s not close.

[Richard Cranium @Doc_Longshaft]

Teamwork makes that Money Stream work

[Robert Littal BSO @BSO]

Details on Anthony Edwards Two Baby Mamas Teaming Up Like the Super Friends During NBA Playoffs to Call Him a Deadbeat Dad and Trying to Squeeze Him For More Child Support (Legal Doc-Pics) ===> https://t.co/ikm8f0jFuo

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Liberals are correct. The Trump assassination attempt has to be staged because there's no reason why any person would want to harm Donald Trump. He's the nicest, most respectful human being ever. He represents the best of us.

[Richard Cranium @Doc_Longshaft]

@BarryOnHere That feels extremely racist that the “Blue-Eyed, WHITE” dragon is stronger than the black one. My extremely Gay Non-Binary transgender child is throwing up all over themselves due to your insensitivity
SMH 🤦

[Richard Cranium @Doc_Longshaft]

Hoe

[Richard Cranium @Doc_Longshaft]

Never should have been hired. Most overrated @NBA coach of all time. Bar None.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: Doc Rivers is departing as head coach of the Milwaukee Bucks, sources tell ESPN. After a 32-50 season, the Bucks will embark on their third coaching search in the last three years.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: Doc Rivers is departing as head coach of the Milwaukee Bucks, sources tell ESPN. After a 32-50 season, the Bucks will embark on their third coaching search in the last three years.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Each Judge should have a database on all their decisions.

Readily available to the public.

Easy to navigate.

If a Judge releases a murderer or sex offender people should know.

No longer hidden.

Accountability.

[Richard Cranium @Doc_Longshaft]

It really took 2 agents to get a simple one-year deal done for a nobody?

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Packers edge Brenton Cox Jr is re-signing with Green Bay on a one-year, $2.5 million deal, per his agents Adie von Gontard and Ray Haija of YMAPAA Sports.