dr_ydennek🩺🔥

medical doctor👨‍⚕️
arsenal supporter 🌟
poet✍
avid reader📚
fpl addict🔝
hopeless romantic🥺
football enthusiast⚽️

[dr_ydennek🩺🔥 @doc_ray9]

@uzezzi_ it's all fun and games until you're left on read after they've reacted with an emoji to your texts.😭😂

[randoms @sensibleyaps]

intimacy of holding someone's hand for the first time, the awkward yet respectful hesitation at first followed by a dash of courage then a realization that it's been reciprocated & finally getting fingers entangled with grip firm enough to not let go but soft enough to feel safe.

[Aristotle 🏛️ @Aristotle7777]

Women didn’t want to make a guy a sandwich so now they work for a boss for 8 hours a day.

[Ioan Grillo @ioangrillo]

That is not crazy. It’s totally predictable unless you have never left the United States.

[Maira @maira4yo]

maturing is realizing none of us are easy to be with. It's about who's willing to stay committed to understanding you and actually wants to grow with you

[Bubbles🫧 @sinmi_loluwa]

That’s why you should upload them on https://t.co/JIADKOOrhe
So the whole world can see your work

[riskmaxxing @riskmaxxing]

if college didn’t drown you in pussy or connect you with a tech billionaire, you literally got scammed

[Onwa_Nnewi @Kene_Nnewi]

If your husband can fill 12.5kg cooking gas.,buy crates of eggs... subscribe cable TV, buy data and fuel generator in this present condition of Nigeria...

Madam please give that man some REAL PEACE OF MIND.

[BIG DUKE @DukeDarls]

Geh geh go on camera and talk for straight 1hr and every talk go make sense from beginning to ending.

That guy is the man of the year.

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

a lot of socializing involves performative interest and i simply do not give a shit

[Demotivational Speaker @OdunEweniyi]

was so nice to be mexican together today, see you on saturday when we’re all brazilian

🫶🏾

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

Today, I realized A lot of men are tired of their relationship and not in love anymore, but trapped by investment.

They’ve spent too much time, money, and energy on the relationship, so breaking up feels like handing over the finished product to another man. 💔😂

[DOT @United_Africana]

After two months of hitting the gym, I also realized gym bros' physiques attract more men than women.

[Benedict Ibrahim ✝️ @benedictnomsu]

Whenever lust comes knocking, I remind myself that a 3 - 5 minutes of satisfaction and pleasure can cost me months of spiritual progress.

No temporary pleasure is worth losing my intimacy with GOD.

[Anchovy Enthusiast @anchover_]

The girl I called a stupid bitch just messaged me randomly and the girl I bought flowers for left me on read. Theres a lesson in that.

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

Nobody will fuck you better than a girl who hates your girlfriend😂

[Andrea @DreaNicole_]

I say this all the time, go tell that bullshit to someone else. You did that to try to catch you one sista 😭

[Leo @Leo__ffs]

World Cup starts, so no other sport matters anymore

[Isiego.. @Isiego_]

The person who said “absence makes the heart grow fonder” was definitely on some BS. If you like absent, na you sabi. My own heart grows fonder when we’re in close proximity.

[oluwatise @maintishe]

lmaooo you can find him but you’ll just have to share him

[Nnamdi 🦅 @_Nsznn]

Someone stole 210 trillion in this country and everyone is acting like it’s normal

What are you planning to buy with 210 trillion ? 😭